Distortion Sweater

that awkward moment when you listen to Sweater Weather in 5th grade and realize you’re bisexual.

person one: dude I have MASSIVE distortion sweater vibes rn
person two: man, that was me two years ago!

by waluigigorl4200 December 10, 2019

sweater milk

Breast Milk

Did you drink all the sweater milk, that was for the baby

by Bearcub1987 December 20, 2016

Ball sweater

Someone who try's so hard that their balls sweat. Ball Sweats or Ball Sweaters are especially found in Call of Duty games.

Gamer #1 : Dang that guy on the other team is going 38-0...he is a ball sweater.
Gamer #2 : Yeah I bet he keeps a bowl under his balls to hold all his sweat.

by Swagonometery May 18, 2017

sweater time

when you get sad so you shove your head up their sweater and lay your head on their stomach.

that one kid who asks too many questions: what's he doing?

human igloo: he's sad so he's having sweater time, get lost

by help, I'm lost May 28, 2020

winter sweater

A brief relationship during the winter months sought out to provide oneself with an added sense of comfort, security, worth and purpose, which will then seem less relevant or necessary once winter is over. Similar to the "cuffing season" phenomenon.

"She doesn't want anything too serious, I'm just her winter sweater"

by vesperlynd April 22, 2017

sweater eyes

When it is so effing cold outside people's (chicks mostly, dude sometimes) sweaters develop "eyes" due to their nips being so dang rock hard. They are watching you... ( . ) ( . )

Tis the season, did you see Sally's sweater eyes? Those bad boys been staring me down all dang day.

by skinnyjhorts January 8, 2015

Knit a sweater phase

When sex is not a high priority and the idea of doing anything but the act is more interesting. This is a multi-use phrase. Having children definately brings on knit a sweater. Dating a prude or someone with no vision absolutely qualifies under knit a sweater. When men use this term it is crucial to understand that someone needs to put them out of their misery immediately. All fabulous people.. honey, knit away.

I think my best friend is going through the knit a sweater phase, because she was mad at me wanting to look sexy for my new boyfriend. The sweatsuit and frizzy hair were also tell-tale signs that I should have shut up talking, but I didn't, and she bit my head off.

by TwoTablesNoTime January 13, 2012