submackeen

The mispronunciation of submachine, as Scout from Team Fortress 2 was unable to read in the comic #6, Blood in the Water.

Scout: Sub... Subma... Submackeen... No, wait. Lemme start over. Subm-

by spaceHauteHouse August 3, 2022

Sugma

The end. It rapidly spreads, and we have no cure. Sugma-72A1 is a virus which has infected 7 billion people worldwide. I am one of the only survivors out of the mere millions of people whom ha survived. This is the end of us. If there is anyone, ANYONE, who can read this, it doesnt have any cures, nor a vaccine. My suggestion? A bullet to the brain. Just give up. Use one bullet, aim at the frontal lobe, and you will be spared. It's a much better fate than contracting Sugma-72A1. God. Save. Us.

Roughly 3 billion people during the first wave of symptoms: Oh god. It hurts. It hurts so, so much.

The doctor: Sir/Madame, i'm sorry but you have contracted Sugma-72A1.
The patient: Please... Just kill me, oh god it feels like my every bone is being contorted. Please, end my suffering.

by Not_Lost October 6, 2022

Sugma

Sugma-72AV is an airborne, antifungal/parasitical resistant fungus. In later stages, it takes the form of a human being, Derailed Exiled Gay Erratic Non-Enthusiastic Rated Angry Trans-species Extremist, or DEGENERATE. DEGENERATEs are key on spreading Sugma-72AV. They do this by when coming in contact with a unaware victim, use word play in order to mention the word sugma, disguising it as an insult. Symptoms include: Aggressiveness, frequent unfunny jokes, sore throat, and rash. The fungus/parasite then lays eggs, and when hatched, the patient mutates to a DEGENERATE.

Patient: Doctor, do you know the Sugma Virus?
Doctor: No, what's sugma?
Patient: SUGMA BALLS! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Doctor then mutates, spreading the fungus/parasite further.

by Not_Lost October 8, 2022

Sugma

Sugma, a very severe form of Ligma, is a disease that is transmitted through venting in electrical. Sugma is an acronym, meaning Sussy Using Granulated Manscaping Amongus. This disease can be fatal, and if not treated properly can lead to Will Smith eating a glizzy too sussily. If you think you have the disease Sugma, immediately go to your nearest orthodontist, and have them prescribe you maximum strength melatonin, 2,569 gallons of bleach, 4,203 gallons of ammonia gas, 45 used syringes found on the street by a 7-11, and 67,097 tablets of opium. Once you have gathered these items, proceed to shove them up your rectum, and wait 9.7 seconds for the articles to kick in. Once they have, you have a 67.8% chance of surviving the infamous disease known as Sugma.

My friend died of Sugma last week.

by Quandalious Dinglenut October 11, 2022

Sugma

An insurmountable mental block that causes an emotional, physical and psychological breakdown.

To be striken with Sugma is a terrible fate worse than death

People who suffer Sugma recieve no help and are left to fall through the cracks of society

If you, or any of your loved ones have Sugma the best thing to do is surround yourself with kind, loving people

by Swiftyoldboy January 23, 2023

Sugma

A fictional disease which is used to trick gullible people.

Ron: “Hey Tyler do you know what sugma is?”

Tyler: “No, what is it?”

Ron: “Sugma balls”

Tyler: “Awww come on”

by Orangeman277 January 25, 2023

Suma

A nice girl, who tries her best to be kind, but don't fuck with her or it'll get ugly. She cares about those in her life and is loyal to friends. She likes to keep her talents a secret, but once she's ready to show them, they're amazing. She's a dreamer and takes some risks, although anxiety can overwhelm her at times. She tries to be careful when she falls in love, but if she really loves you, she'll never let you go. Sumas can be very smart and crital thinkers. She tries to have few enemies, but if you are one, she'll be determined to bring you down. She's had her struggles so she may seem distant, but once you get to know her, she's an amazing friend. Her emotions can take control of her, so she can often over react. Never break her heart, she'll still love you, but you've severely broken and damages her by doing this. She's called quiet by many, except her friends she'll talk their ears off. All in all Sumas care about each those close to them, but they have their limits and flaws. And if they really wanted to, they could kick your ass.

Person 1: You see that girl over there?
Person 2: The one who's quiet, but has a great voice?
Person 1: Yep.
Person 2: She must be a Suma

by Killerel February 16, 2023