The world is the ultimate stand

"the world is the ultimate stand", as said by Dio when Star Platinums barrage is weaker/slower than The world's barrage and far exceeds Star Platinums power. In the first part of the battle.

Average jotaro fan: ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
Average dio fan: MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
Average dio fan: too slow too slow The world is the ultimate stand!

by Hmmithink123 May 13, 2021

Lemon aid stand

When a man urinates out of he is fully erect penis while lodge deeply into another mans anus (consensually)

Hey Kory did you when have pull out to pee? Nah man I just went straight up lemon aid stand in his ass.

by As the wind blows May 3, 2020

stand down comedian

A professional, on stage in a comedy club, who suddenly understands there is no humor in our predicament, nowhere he can take us that is any more absurd than the facts, and walks off.

Oh, he had material ... Mexico building a wall to keep Americans out... Ivanka's first act as president, pardoning her imprisoned daddy, children dying so the school cafeteria staff could return to work... but he saw that we had fallen beyond the reach of laughter. He was finished, a stand down comedian, and others would silently follow.

by Monkey's Dad July 15, 2020

The Ol' Lemonade Stand

With whiskey dick, you tape popsicle sticks to either side of your flaccid penis and in order to create the illusion of a pint filled ejaculation, you fill her uterus with urine.

I got way too drunk last night and gave Susan the ol' Lemonade Stand; she bought it, hook, line, and sinker.

by Bigweiner6969 September 30, 2017

stealth keg-stand

An event taking place at a social gathering, where one is elevated atop a consumption vessel and consumes their maximum amount at an even rate while counting the timespan, in complete silence

Bro...if your girlfriend doesn't want you to drink tonight, do a stealth Keg-stand!

by LikeABawse March 27, 2015

one-night stand

The act of standing for a whole night, usually as a punishment for having one-night stands with your partner without letting your parents know.

Guy 1: "Yoo parents suckssssss....."
Guy 2: "What's wrong, dude?"
Guy 1: "My parents made me do a one-night stand in front of them for having a one-night stand earlier with my girl without letting 'em know."
Guy 1: "Oof, that's sad."
Guy 2: "VERYYY!!"
Hot girl: (to Guy 2) "Heya there, hottie! That one-night stand with you was amazing <3"
Parents of Guy 2: *overhears what the girl said* (to Guy 2) "Oh yeah! Last night, we had a great time watching you do a one-night stand too!"
Guy 2: *passes out*

by the know-it-all guy October 13, 2023

Louisiana Hotdog Stand

When you have a girl take your food and dip it into her colostomy bag for extra flavoring.

"Hey man, Take your Coxinha to Rito, she'll give it the ol' Louisiana Hotdog Stand. Makes it taste 100% better. "

by 4Evers June 14, 2018