Squirrel

A rat with a fuzzy tail that lives in trees.

Jon: Wow... Look at that squirrel in that tree!
Ron: What is a squirrel? That is a rat with a fuzzy tail.
Jon: Oh.

by T-rump September 19, 2018

black squirrel

The performance name of legendary rapper Sal¢1

Yo, you scene black squirrel? Nah, you mean Sal¢1?

by Grurilla Man March 28, 2008

stab the squirrel

A phrase that is a reference to having sex with a girl while she is on her period. It makes more scene if you think of you penis as the "stabbing" tool and her vagina as a small woodland creature that you are in fact stabbing, hence the bloody mess.

Really gross and kinda pervy way to think, but some do.

Note: Stabbing the squirrel is the process of doing so.

Guy 1: Katie is on her period so last night I had to stab the squirrel.

Guy 2: Dude, that's really gross and I honestly don't want to know. *shudder*

**probably a phrase that "hillbillies" are most likely to use/know

by ariel.is.awesome February 28, 2011

Flying Squirrel

Sexual act where a man is engaging in sexual intercourse in the doggy-style position and shifts his weight on top of his partner, while keeping his penis inserted, to the point of where he is balancing on top of her with arms and legs out-stretched (not touching the ground or holding on to anything) but is still able to pump.

Man, that guy in the porno pulled a flying squirrel!

by MJizzelness August 13, 2010

Flying Squirrel

Essentially, the "rick roll" of sex positions. It is done from the missionary position, although can be managed from doggy style, by extending arms and legs outward in the position of a flying squirrel or a skydiver. Upon doing the "flying squirrel" you must scream "FLYING SQUIRREL" while balancing on your mate. This has been known to stop sex immediately, ruining all chances of a climax.

"this is going to feel great...FLYING SQUIRREL!!!!!!"
-end sex-

by Special Ops Squirrel October 2, 2009

Dirty Squirrel

a person that is oftentimes strongly attracted to the opposite sex and horny like a hoe. dirty squirrel

Taylor is a dirty squirrel

by that one guy D November 18, 2009

squirrely squirrelison

The name of a male squirrel.

"Oh no...i just ran over a squirrel."

"So you ran over Squirrely Squirrelison? Don't worry, he'll be back!"

(look the next day and his body will be gone...)
(because he gets hit all the time, he has evolved the power of resurrection to keep the species alive!)

by jarby cornwallace August 25, 2008