Fart Squeeze

a person that squeezes their facts

Dude that bitch is a fart squeezer

by Sharter69 January 1, 2021

shart squeeze

A stock market short squeeze of epic proportions that makes career short sellers shit their pants.

Edgar: Hey Darvid! How is the stock trading going?
Darvid: Not to good man! I opened a short position in GameStop about a week ago because I thought they were going to go bankrupt soon. I turned on my computer a few days later to check my portfolio and I immediately shit my pants because that position had lost like 2000%! Man that was a real shart squeeze!

by Johnswiecki January 30, 2021

San Franciscan Squeeze

A sex move where two men place a turd equal distance in their anuses and both push it using only their anal muscles. The first person to completely expel the turd from their rectum wins.

Dude, Paul destroyed me last night in a good game of San Franciscan Squeeze.

by TroubledCourier March 1, 2021

squeeze a gay

Something you can do to your gay friend if they need it

Me:*exists*
Jo:*squeeze a gay*

by raybeez July 6, 2022

The Magenta Squeeze

The act of grabbing your partner's hard pipe with your lips while squeezing it so hard that it changes color to a purple/magenta color.

Dude that girl has some strong lips, she gave me The Magenta Squeeze and made me a happy man.

by PuppyPersonGuy July 21, 2022

squeeze up bra

it doesn't make sense to call a push up bra a PUSH up bra, cause it squeezes them together not pushes, so its squeeze up bra now.

'Omg jessica lets go squeeze up bra shopping!'

by imcoolerthanyoi June 7, 2022

squeeze your neck

To hug

Momma: Come here boy, let me squeeze your neck!

Son: gone'head momma I'm too big to be hugging in front of my friends

by SLIQUERick June 16, 2022