cheese and squeeze

When you fart into someone else's vagina and they queef the fart back out.

Me and Mandy got drunk last night and did the cheese and squeeze. My mattress will never be the same.

by Jesus of the Squeezus July 7, 2017

Squeeze the cat

Getting your dick squeezed by a woman's kegels

Man, Tim's mom totally showed me how she squeeze the cat last night!

by Doritozkill January 11, 2024

Kentucky Squeeze

The act of grabbing a male's genitals and squeezing as hard as physically possible.

Frank hit me in the nuts earlier so I gave him the good old Kentucky Squeeze.

by westtd October 4, 2022

shart squeeze

A stock market short squeeze of epic proportions that makes career short sellers shit their pants.

Edgar: Hey Darvid! How is the stock trading going?
Darvid: Not to good man! I opened a short position in GameStop about a week ago because I thought they were going to go bankrupt soon. I turned on my computer a few days later to check my portfolio and I immediately shit my pants because that position had lost like 2000%! Man that was a real shart squeeze!

by Johnswiecki January 30, 2021

SQUEEZE!

When you grab something TOO aggressively

The young nigger didn't SQUEEZE! enough

by Yuffle, November 12, 2023

squeezing a pound out of a shilling

A phrase used to describe a person who is beyond normal frugality or thriftiness. This person usually refuses to spend money on anything and is disgusted when they are forced to do so. Instead, they rather take any other option to avoid paying for anything.

“She is so cheap and tight fisted. She is squeezing a pound out of a shilling”

by Hugh Wards June 23, 2020

Nut squeeze

This requires 2 male participants one man will open his hands and then reach into other males pants and Grab his testicles, balls, nuts, genitals, genitalia,crotch, or groin then add pressure in a squeezing motion and maintain pressure for as long as you want wail growing pressure and maintaining pressure the male will be in severe pain

My friends wanted to play a prank on me wail I was asleep and they plans the perfect nut squeeze on me so wail I was sleeping they snuck into my room and duck tape me on the floor reached inside my pants graved my gonads/nuts then I woke up to a excruciating pain in my nuts and someone Hurd then rushed in kicked my friends in the balls then learned what they where doing and they told him that he could to so He started to nut squeeze me and my friends joined in taking turns all night to squeeze my nuts.

by Biggest brain December 11, 2022