mexican banana split

When a woman defecates in an another woman's chest while wearing a g-string or a thong. The feces that lands in the woman's chest usually splits in to two pieces.
When I was in Mexico, I witness this gorgeous woman give a Mexican Banana Split. It was amazing... There was stress show in the receiver's face.
by jaws February 10, 2005
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split yo' wig

Yo' dogg, keep frontin and ima pop a '40 and split ro' wig!
by Bunnyman June 22, 2003
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Alaskan Banana Split

Tie your partner to a Brazilian Banana tree upside down as you proceed to tear open her/his anus with an old hard Banana. You then get monkeys to come to the scene by luring them in with Bananas and have the apes rape the women so she is loosened up the use the razor sharp Banana to penetrate her vagina and proceed to fuck her brains out. Then you squeeze the inside of the Banana into her Vaginal Cavity, and eat out her pussy with Banana and chocolate syrup on it.
Nigger 1: Baby can i give you an Alaskan Banana Split?
Niggers Bitch: you bet babay
by pusspussdestroyer January 21, 2015
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Double Nut Split

When you stick one testacle into a girls ass, and one into their vagina.
"John gave Sally a Double Nut Split, and I dont mean the ice cream"
by T-Money and Joey P January 09, 2007
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Split personality texter

During a text messaging conversation, a person who is completely different compared to the same person you were just talking to face to face.
During text:
Person A: "Wow I super hate her"

Person B: "Why?"

Person A: "She's so annoying, I'm never hanging with her again."

During real interaction:

Person A is seen hanging out with "annoying" person

Person B: (Wow, what a split personality texter)
by SJJS August 10, 2010
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Split dick syndrome

also known as Blood cock . a medical disorder where the male bleeds out of his cock everytime attempting an erection .
by dwight mchunglow February 05, 2010
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Brown banana split

When a chick takes a shit whilst wearing a bikinni creating the poo to split in half.
bro, saw a chick at the beach doing a brown banana split in the bushes.

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by jagsjrtib May 02, 2011
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