flying spaghetti monster

A creature who religious people believe is more ridiculous than "God" for no apparent reason.

Guy 1: Do you believe in God?
Guy 2: I believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Guy 1: That is ridiculous,
Guy 2: As is "god"

by Lvl 227 March 20, 2010

ready like spaghetti

the be easy , loose, ready for sex,
ready to hookup

After a few drinks I invited her back to my place cuz she was ready like spaghetti

by lucknugg October 23, 2008

Tootsie Roll Spaghetti

When two or more males simultaneously stick their penises inside of a woman (or man's) butthole.

Clay Aiken: The poop just fell out of me this morning after I fell asleep at that gay bar last night.

Lance Bass: I'll bet they tootsie roll spaghettied you.

Clay Aiken: Awesome.

by x94952 January 3, 2011

Riot Spaghetti Code

When Riot fcks up their code, and makes countless of bugs and glitches. A term used when a BILLION dollar company cant make decent program.

I just died to a bug... Riot Spaghetti Code.

by ELOTERRORIST December 24, 2020

Strip Club Spaghetti

When you meet a blonde stripper with a blonde hairy bush, while on her period and go down on her

Man I can’t wait to get me some Strip Club Spaghetti!

by YEET_Force_Uno December 29, 2020

poor mans spaghetti

when one takes a massive bowel movement on a downtown city street. he proceeds to let the dump rot in its own filth, until worms or crabs (in special occasions) begin to infest the terd. a homeless man then scoops up the terd thinking it is a tenderly cooked steak ripe for the picking. he takes the dookie and goes to the tallest building in his town and proceed to singe the butt brownie. it should turn black and begin to bubble cooking the anal pie. he proceeds to dine on the delectable dookie.

1. dude he eats poormans spaghetti like i eat taco bell.

2. Child: Mom! I don't wanna eat this, it looks like poor mans spaghetti!

3. Hey, youve had a long day, y dont i whoop us up some poor mans spaghetti!

4. The hobo was unaware of what he was getting into, when he realized, that when he bit into his poor mans spaghetti it tasted as if a yeti had produced his bubbling hellish hershie bar.

by i <3 poor mans spaghetti August 2, 2008

Flying Spaghetti Monster

Is the true God of this world
Tramples all other religions.
The planets are actually meatballs.
God of the pastafarian religion.

Name of the sauce, the meat and the pasta, Spaghmon,
Please bless me with spaghetti for dinner tonight,
Thank you Flying Spaghetti Monster,
Spaghmon.

by Pastafarian is only religion August 19, 2017