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Soft McDonald

A code phrase that one says while in a public setting to convey that a hearty bowel movement is afoot following the ingestion of copious amounts of fast food.
Yeah, that McPick 2 is going to be a Soft McDonald in a matter of moments.
by TheBaeistBae August 19, 2016
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Soft-Head

Always cry when an animal is killed in Minecraft, think dogs are scary, think snakes are slimy, always cry for exceptionally dumb things. Generally not very resilient and very fragile.
My sister is a real Soft-Head. She literally balled her head off when I beat her in Mario Kart Wii. And the worst part is that she is 12 whole years old!
by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020
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Soft swinging

Soft swinging is when two couples get together one or both partners of each couple “play” with a partner from the other couple, but no penetration occurs. Full on intercourse would make it hard swinging instead. If everyone only has sex with their own partner, but with the other couple present, that is more accurately called same-room sex or no-swap swinging.
My partner and I want to try soft swinging but we are afraid of full swaps.
by MisterCucumber April 18, 2023
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soft nutted

soft nut occurs when a person is flaccid and expierences ejaculation caused by someone, something, or some word.
lost1-yo dude did you jus see her ass.?

enzo2-dude i think i jus soft nutted on myself

lost1- dang..
by enzotwocov September 28, 2009
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Soft pillowbaby

Someone cute that you just want to cuddle with. You feel like you have to protect them at all costs
" hey, what do you think of Rachel?"
" she's literally a soft pillowbaby!"
by Chanyeol777677 November 19, 2017
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Soft millennial

A millennial who takes offense to everything and can't joke about political matters. They often don't understand satire or sarcasm. They're always upset about something and feel victimized.
I can't make satirical jokes around him or he'll get upset and cry, he's a soft millennial.
by Funkadelic666 February 26, 2017
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Soft cunt

When someone's watching a funny video on their phone and sees someone get hurt
by Soulcide November 13, 2022
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