soda beard

when soda gets on your face, the fizzy feels like a beard.

icy cola boiled out as she laughed, fizzy and sparkling into her first soda beard.

by ideefixe March 24, 2022

Pop Rocks with soda

The most delicious way to die.

Nobody saw her after she ate Pop Rocks with soda

by purplepaws January 23, 2022

NASCAR Soda

Cheap beer commonly consumed in large quantities at NASCAR events.

Beer used in drinking games; beer pong, rage cage, etc...

"Wow, this tastes like shit, must be that NASCAR Soda."

by Ceramic_Spent February 4, 2022

Cherry Cream Soda

the act of mixing menstrual blood with semen and consuming it

"Hey, babe wanna make some Cherry Cream Soda?"

by possussy April 6, 2022

Fraudka Soda

The class of seltzer beverages that are branded as vodka soda in a can. Many are actually just malt liquor classed up in nice packaging. Often, they are priced significantly higher than an more potent bottle of vodka and soda water.

Chad: Yo brosef, en route in Dad's Wagoneer. Just ripped a touch and go at the packy to pick up a twelver of hard seltzers. I'll need a Jackson from you to cover your half.

Thad: The chicks at Sconset Beach are gonna love us. Claws up!

Brad: Bros, I bought bottle of Tito's, six cans of soda water, and bag of limes for $18 that will get 10 of us toasty. Those $40 Fraudka Sodas won't even get you two buzzed.

by JCDUD December 1, 2020

and i got the soda

i want someone to buy this on a shirt

so like yeah <3 and i got the soda

by Gh00stG0rl December 2, 2020

Robot Soda Jerk

A robot who works at a soda fountain.

Dae: "That robot soda jerk was so cute!"
Sally: "Dude are you also robosexual?"
Dae: "YAS QUEEN & HIV POSITIVE!"

by MaxwellMurdoch December 6, 2020