2 definitions by JCDUD
The class of seltzer beverages that are branded as vodka soda in a can. Many are actually just malt liquor classed up in nice packaging. Often, they are priced significantly higher than an more potent bottle of vodka and soda water.
Chad: Yo brosef, en route in Dad's Wagoneer. Just ripped a touch and go at the packy to pick up a twelver of hard seltzers. I'll need a Jackson from you to cover your half.
Thad: The chicks at Sconset Beach are gonna love us. Claws up!
Brad: Bros, I bought bottle of Tito's, six cans of soda water, and bag of limes for $18 that will get 10 of us toasty. Those $40 Fraudka Sodas won't even get you two buzzed.
Thad: The chicks at Sconset Beach are gonna love us. Claws up!
Brad: Bros, I bought bottle of Tito's, six cans of soda water, and bag of limes for $18 that will get 10 of us toasty. Those $40 Fraudka Sodas won't even get you two buzzed.
by JCDUD December 1, 2020
Dude 1: So I thought Chastity and I were really meant for each other. Then I caught her treeting... again. (getting teary eyed)
Dude 2: That's what happens when your girlfriend works at the Foxy Lady.
Dude 1: (sniffling like a bitch) But she told me she had changed!!!
Dude 2: That's what happens when your girlfriend works at the Foxy Lady.
Dude 1: (sniffling like a bitch) But she told me she had changed!!!
by JCDUD November 6, 2009