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Simone

is a female demonic legendary creature who seduces men in their sleep, repeated intercourse with a succubus may result in the deterioration of health, or even death.
by overlord72 July 15, 2010
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Bard College at Simon's Rock

A school where people who have arrogantly deemed themselves smarter than the rest of their inferior peers meet to discuss their vast array of knowledge in the fields of politics, mathematics, science, etc., all to try and convince themselves (and each other) that the true reason they are at this school is because they were rejected socially from their old school. The school has an 80% acceptance rate, so don't be fooled by the applicants favorite motto: "It's an early college for geniuses." Expect the worst types of people to be enrolled in the school, and even worse people to leave.
Social Reject: Oh how I long to be among the intellectuals of a caliber not found at my current school. I know, I'll go to Bard College at Simon's Rock! It's a college, so it must be a school for geniuses like myself!
by damnthemall July 5, 2010
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Simon

A Simon is when you get hurt during summer vacation. Making you unable to swim, sport and doing other physical activities.
Person 1: Dude you wanna go swim?

Person 2: I can't I just did a Simon.
by imedough August 29, 2010
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Scot Simonson

A kid who likes to have midgets skeet all over his face. He is Uber GAY!
Hey brandon, at least you arnt Scot Simonson.
by The Matt March 29, 2005
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Simon

The most idiotic person and biggest dick head you will ever meet. He is ugly as f*** and may seem smart and nice. But watch out, he will change very quickly. He is extremely cocky and not at all humble. He is mean and nasty and will gang up on you and do anything to get his way.
Simon is an idiot.
Simon is mean.
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hungry simon

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