shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast )

We almost made Watermelon Sugar becoming absolutely a blue text. Now IT'S TIME FOR GHETTO SPREAD!!!

shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast )

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 14, 2021

INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your

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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text

by bluetextman July 29, 2021

shrimpping

the act of being seriously groovy and funky and probably having a great time

also kinda related to drowned shrimp

"that guy has some insane dance moves"

"hes literally shrimpping out right now"

by seagraep June 15, 2023

Shrimp back

When you want someone with a micropenis to fuck you from behind. Typically, the person requesting this action has a basic amount of tattoos and is into cars.

Yo, Cody Cutz is a total shrimp back

by icantsw1m August 22, 2025

shrimp

what you like to say when a guy sends you a dick pick and they ask if they’re big

guy: “so you like the size”
girl: “sorry but your shrimp is a choking hazard”

by avocadobitch July 28, 2019

You shrimp

Used by 2Slimey fans to describe something bad 👀

Example: You Shrimp Af! 😭😭🦐🦐🍤🔥

by Slimekrew April 9, 2024

aggressive shrimp

A term referring to an insecure man with a small ego and an even smaller... well, you know. This individual compensates for his shortcomings by belittling women, showcasing a regrettable blend of toxicity and an unsuccessful quest for validation.

Person A: "Did you see Jake talking down to Sarah again?"
Person B: "Yeah, classic Aggressive Shrimp move. His insecurities are showing, and it's not impressing anyone."

by MaxEightFive January 6, 2024