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A snobby way to tell someone what to do.
Maybe you snould shut up.
Snould by Stebbz December 16, 2011

Shoulgasm 

The act of one's shoulder becoming aroused by any means, resulting in the shoulder to spasm uncontrollalby
Zack: Sam what's wrong with your shoulder? Why does it keep moving around?

Sam: I don't know what's happening.

Zack: Probably just a shoulgasm.
Shoulgasm by MS Track Problems January 2, 2013

Shoulakom 

A type of people(usually men) who spend a lot of their days rewatching the "Attack on Titan" anime series. The ethnicity of such people are seldom Filipino or generally Asian. Often prefer to perform "Rick Roll" jokes (which they are being bashed out for) and listening to a group band named "Arctic Monkeys".
Hey! I met a usual shoulakom today, he kept on discussing Attack on Titan so I decided to run away.
Shoulakom by anonymous shart December 30, 2021

shouldness 

A measurement of whether something should happen, or should have happened.
"Rank your hookup candidates in order from high to low shouldness."

"'Gigli' may be the worst movie of all time. It is completely devoid of shouldness."
shouldness by Captain Bajoo November 6, 2004

Shoulder Surfer 

Someone who constantly looks and points to things on the internet while looking over your shoulder.
Eric: Go to that link!
John: No! I dont wanna look at "2 girls, 1 cup"! Stop bein such a shoulder surfer.

shoulder pads 

feminist beauty as opposed to feminine beauty
Independent and progressive women wore shoulder pads in the 80s.