Semen Ketchum

The remainings of your semen
Jc: Lick my semen Ketchum

Jesse: wtf is semen Ketchum
by Glory Boy 305 September 12, 2021
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semen eyes

When you ejaculate on a girls face, particularly her eyes, and let them dry. When she opens her eyes there will be an opaque lens of dry semen which she will look through.
Yesterday I fell asleep after a long night of sex and woke up with semen eyes.
by nerd-donkey26 January 25, 2011
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Semen laundering

The process of illegally obtaining semen from a sperm bank to impregnate oneself.
Now we know how Melissa was conceived, Tracy was semen laundering in the early 90s.
by ScottyBeamer February 13, 2025
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Semenating

Once a month a man will ejaculate all over himself as his genitils excrete all of last month’s semen. After he has cum all over himself he will start to produce new semen for the month.
Semenating

Bro, I started semenatng yesterday and my balls feel amazing!
by EMVAT2113 May 27, 2024
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On semen

A slang term used to describe anything and everything. It is typically used as a validation for any actions.
Miguel: Holy shit bro, that movie was insane, on semen!
Jaqueese: For real bro!
by Superior Inferior Bad Boys April 30, 2022
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semen oyster

A semen oyster is a disgusting lolcow who just sits in his room and masturbates all day. He doesn't move like an oyster and there is semen all over his room, hence the name semen oyster. He can be milked for his lolcow pearls and is more often than not a tranny.
All that pedophile does is masturbate in his room all day! He's a fucking disgusting semen oyster!
by Hunter Biden January 23, 2024
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Semen Sniper

When, during heterosexual intercourse, the male pulls out before ejaculating, and upon ejaculating, the sperm shoots out up towards the females face or even farther beyond.
Yo Jacob, me and Kayla had the craziest night last night

yeah? tell me about it.

We didnt have any condoms, we raw dogged it. turns out im a real semen sniper.
we had to change the bedsheets cause the cum shot up everywhere!
by BeardedRacoon99 February 12, 2022
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