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Senioritis

When seniors in high school begin to not only be sick of school, but also of their fellow classmates.
"I used to really enjoy hanging out with Sarah, but after four years of dealing with her antics, I've realized that my senioritis has really turned me off to hanging out with her! She's so annoying!"
by Melanie. December 28, 2005
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Crap on a Senior Citizen

An important ritual within the urban culture. Stick your butt out of a bus window or over the side of a building and dump away onto the poor bald citizen and soil his or her dignity.
Try it for a laugh. Even fellow senior people can enjoy this activity.
by Bastardized Bottomburp October 3, 2003
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serious-fucking-ly

To question one who has just dropped a bomb of information on you.
Person #1: Hey Jim, did you hear Mark is gay?

Jim: Serious-fucking-ly?
by Jason36 May 15, 2008
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seriosly

Brian - "did Jeffy seriously just spell seriously without a U?"

Nick - "yea, what a retard....."

Seriosly
by Jeffy Roebuck June 29, 2011
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Senioritis

Senioritis: The crippling disease of not giving a fuck.

Symptoms: Not giving a fuck
"Jimmy hasn't given a fuck for weeks!
It's okay, he has Senioritis."

"Johnny hasn't shown up for class all week", "Yeah, I know man, Senioritis hit hard this year."
by bagelskill September 13, 2011
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Sergio

Sergio is salty AF
by SergioSaltyBoi September 17, 2018
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zombie serious

Often shortened to zomberious, zombie serious is the sheer pinnacle of serious.There is no seriousness more serious than zombie serious.

Consider the zombie at work:

A zombie is out for one thing: to kill and eat the flesh of other living creatures, usually humans. There is no bullshit with the zombie - Straight to the task at hand. The zombie's own decaying flesh wont even stop him. You could even chop his legs off and he would crawl to his victim. Talk about dedication! He doesn't care if he looks or smells like shit. A zombie is out there mindlessly sweeping the streets like a roomba vacuum until he finds living flesh, at which point it is on like Donkey Kong!

Other monsters have mixed motives...

Consider Dracula, who lives in a lavish castle and clothes himself with fancy capes. Dracula seldom returns to his coffin without applying Crest White Strips, as he finds yellow fangs repulsive. Speaking of repulsive, Dracula allows garlic to get between him and his blood. And then there's all of the hair product he refuses to leave home without (not to mention all of that pendant bling). What a pretty boy! If he wasn't so pale, Frankenstein would probably call Dracula the Guido of monsters. What a shame.
When are you going to let up with your mindless GILF hunting? You're zombie serious about GILFS. Get a life!
by Stayman October 23, 2008
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