pet the seal

To masturbate. Visualize it and you will get it.

I'm sorry I can't go to your bullshit meeting, but taking the time to pet the seal would be more productive.

by Not Aaron Krause September 18, 2015

Seal nationalist

Seal nationalism is the identification with one's own seal nation and supports its seal interests.

Seal nationalist is very serious, the 14 words of seal nationalism are. >We must secure the existence of all Seals and a future for Seal Pups.

by Coomer January 14, 2022

seal seal

a small youtube channel made by a dumb ass

seal seal needs to get a life

by ratitoui July 04, 2018

The First Seal

Li serve the first seal

uniliminal message

Counquest is the first seal

by MineOwedWu's May 27, 2021

Canadian seal hunt

Canadian seal hunt, A group of insignificant hillbillies who hunt defenceless seals, with a club, then they dare to call it 'humane.'

Now we have a space program, we'll kill all the tribbles. Haw!
And we'll find some baby seals to kill! Haw!
We'll sing songs of the great Canadian seal hunt. They dared to look us in eye, so we had to kill the fuckers!

by Iam not Elmer Fudd September 13, 2020

ample seal

vagina/penis area

i like to keep my ample seal hidden

by fag10000000000 December 12, 2017

Seal has been broken

A male that has been emasculated, castrated, and sodomized. A male that has submitted to society. A male that has given up his ass.

Look at that sugary bitch. You know his seal has been broken.

by 10THou August 26, 2022