scoop

An insufferable little cunt who believes anything he reads.

Man, this Scoop guy is a fucking retard.

by poopscoop123 December 11, 2018

Tipsy Scoop

After a night of boozing with your woman and things start getting weird, you hold a waffle cone under your girls ass while she takes a shit into it. You then take the skinny end of the cone and place it in her snatch, while you fuck the wide end with shit inside of it.

Dude how did it go last night? “Not bad, I ended up giving her a tipsy scoop”

by Imabrew17 June 6, 2018

scoop the valve

scooping a fucking valve
like a proper valve you work with
scoop her out like winnie the pooh scoops out the honey pot

i scoop the valve also known as steph wiseman last night
She stroked my gray beard
I was asleep

by Mr R Gray November 13, 2010

SCoop

A ship name for one of the best, sweetest, cutest couples ever. They're literal soulmates and would last forever. Ship name for Sab Quesada and Cooper Noriega

Eg: SCoop is the cutest couple

by That_gal_everyone_knows_but_do July 7, 2021

Scoop

To pick somebody up in your car.

"Hey bro you want a scoop bro", "ya bro bet pull up right now."

by emereson h June 1, 2020

scooped

flaming or violating a person who is capable of beating you up or dealing great damage to you

Nick: *violates a big man*
Jay: Damn... he done scooped you big man

by Kibsterv0.1 March 12, 2024

Scoop and fling

The act of when you scoop and fling poop out of someone’s ass to make room for your fist

I just scoop and fling my grandma to make room for my fist. It’s all in the wrist

by Hellllo there March 31, 2019