Zoop scooping is the art of a group of men ejaculating onto a hard surface and leaving it to dry. Once dry, rat poison is inserted into the pee hole in preparation for moisturizing the semen. Once pissed on, the men will scoop up the rat poison covered piss semen with their toes. All the men then suck each others toes with intent of consuming the piss poisoned semen. Zoop scooping can me used as a method of self-harm or suicide.
by Goonmonkeyheheheh October 17, 2024
A fighting tactic defined by rapid, short uppercuts to the face. It is mimicking somebody "scooping" ice cream or any other substance that is "scooped" up to be served ala being served a butt-whooping.
by NovaRed December 31, 2023
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by Rosewood February 18, 2016
To make a motion with one's arm, typically the right arm, that looks like scooping up a scoop of ice cream. Typically accompanied by a very corny expression to indicate sarcastic over enthusiasm.
To execute the perfect Dive-Scoop:
1. Make a loose fist, like holding an ice cream scooper
2. Bring it all the way down in an upside down "C" formation
3. Bring it back up, with a bent elbow
4. Deliver the withering corny 50's like smile (it should look a lot like the iconic "How about a nice cup of shut the f*ck up?" picture)
To execute the perfect Dive-Scoop:
1. Make a loose fist, like holding an ice cream scooper
2. Bring it all the way down in an upside down "C" formation
3. Bring it back up, with a bent elbow
4. Deliver the withering corny 50's like smile (it should look a lot like the iconic "How about a nice cup of shut the f*ck up?" picture)
Sure, I'll take out the trash mom, even though it's my little brother's job and he never does it *dive-scoop*
Of course I want to eat dirt *dive-scoop*
Sure, go ahead and take my last piece of gum *dive scoop*
Having a grand old time! *dive scoop*
Of course I want to eat dirt *dive-scoop*
Sure, go ahead and take my last piece of gum *dive scoop*
Having a grand old time! *dive scoop*
by Crimson_Belladona May 18, 2010
When your significant other first identifies the fleshy skin between your ball sack and bung hole, and flicks it with their finger in confusion trying to scoop your gooch off.
Girl: *looks at gooch*
Girl: “What is that stuff?”
Guy: “What stuff?”
Girl: *flicks skin with finger*
Girl: “that funk between you legs”
Guy: “That’s just my gooch! Don’t Gooch Scoop me”
Girl: “What is that stuff?”
Guy: “What stuff?”
Girl: *flicks skin with finger*
Girl: “that funk between you legs”
Guy: “That’s just my gooch! Don’t Gooch Scoop me”
by Oldmanclub February 28, 2019