sandwich o'clock

The time a teenager or young adult wakes up to correlate the time he wishes to eat a sandwich.

This usually involves and empty schedule, so the perpetrator is often waking up for sandwich time after 11 AM and as late as 2 PM.

Luke: What time you getting up tomorrow?

Reggie: Probably sandwich o'clock.

Luke: When is that?

Reggie: The time I wake up and immediately make and eat a sandwich. I got nothing to do tomorrow.

by sunburnman May 23, 2010

century sandwich

Having sex with two fifty year old women, therefore making the combined age of the people you're having sex with 100.

Boy, I could go for a nice juicy century sandwich right now.

by Art Vanderlat July 22, 2008

burberry sandwich

Burberry sandwich :

1. Being mugged or stuck in a group of people, normally chavs.

2. Also the name of an unsigned SKA band in Kent

Rick - Poor Tim was in a bad burberry sandwich, took his money phone everything

Paul - Damed chavs...

by Sin and Smile December 26, 2008

sandwich roach

noun. The very tip of a sandwich which is typically less than 1 inch long, remaining after an enthusiastic meal in which you savor the very last bite of the sandwich
-derived from the other slang term for a 'roach' or the burned away end of joint

Man 1: Oh godd, this sandwich is dank!
Man 2: Hey, dude could i have that last bite?
Man 1: No, i aint sharing my sandwich roach!

by uber1ord December 11, 2007

sandwich clamps

Your hands, used to hold a burger.

Get your sandwich clamps off that!

by Johnny Buff September 2, 2007

sime sandwich

A very special three-some involving two females (preferably related) and a male that involves, but is not limited to, the male being sandwiched by the two chicks with his dick in one girl's ass while the other has a strap-on and is doing him the ass at the same time.

1.
Jon: So, how was Nicki and her cousin last night?
Simon: It was great after I got the two of them in bed. They were down with the sime sandwich, extra pickle and mayo.
Jon: YEEEEEEAHHHHHH!!!

2.
Simon: How bad do you want to be in a sime sandwich?
Jon: I want to so bad! So bad!

by Cap'n Snatch April 8, 2008

Sandwich Shot

when a sub is turned into a deadly weapon by being thrown at the trashcan by a drunk person.

Drunk Person:"Oh shit!"
Munchie:"What the fuck was that?"
ChipZ:"A sandwich Shot man, calmdown."

by ChipZNMunchMunch March 14, 2009