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I mean, I hate to piss on your parade but snakes dont talk.
Hym "We need to stop treating religion as anything other than delusion, it's making everything worse. It makes neurotic little gnomes think they're better than everyone and it's annoying. If you want to worship your little reality monster thans fine but NO I don't believe to talked to it and NO I'm not going to do what it said. I love the pageantry of it and the extended lore is interesting but, no... We're not living our lives or structuring our country based a guy who claimed to know a magic guy. If the magic man comes back, HE can tell me what HE wants himself and YOU... Can go fuck yourself."
by Hym Iam November 22, 2023
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religion

The first scientifically verified method of teaching chimpanzees to be racist.

The invention of Collective Identity.
-"These people aren't real Romans! They're filthy little Macedonian Pagans!"

-"Take it easy Carl, they have freedom of religion you know..."
by zaraxianboy September 20, 2023
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Religions That Discriminate

Islam is the most misunderstood religion - Christians, Jews, Hindus, Sikhs, Buddhists and more will burn in hell. They always blame the Muslims and when a Muslim hurts a fly they get sentenced to death and when one your dirty white boys kills someone they help cover up their tracks. Admit it, you're dicks who discriminate.
Christian: That terrorist was a Muslim.
Jew: They totally ripped off of our religion.
Muslim: Stop discriminating.
Every Other Religion (Religions That Discriminate): HE SPOKE!!!!!!! ARREST HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!
by ExceptionalGamer June 8, 2018
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religion

Something that people like to believe in, that serves to explain something when all else fails or as an excuse for something.
"We will spread our religion to them, and tell them it's the correct way."
by mrcockboy October 16, 2021
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Religion

by jt hudy July 6, 2022
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religioneering

The manufacture or engineering of a belief system.
Q said it and I believe it!

Believe what? That's just a hoax, you dimwit. It's religioneering!
by 0bject February 2, 2021
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