Puerto Rican Foghorn

Is when a person is going down to give you a blow job you roll back at the last second and fart right into her face making the sound effect of a fog horn

this bitch was pissin me off so when she went down to blow me i gave her a nasty ass puerto rican foghorn

by travs02 December 20, 2008

Puerto Rican Raincoat

While you have an erection stretch your scrotal sack over the head of your penis makeing a natural condom of sorts. Holding the edge of your scrot so that it doesn't uncover from your schlong insert into your ladies anus, and proceed to go to town.

I ran outta skins last night so I had to use my Puerto Rican Raincoat.

by D Bish August 18, 2008

fo shizzle my puerto rizzle

I wholeheartly concur, my Puerto Rican friend.
Dervied from fo shizzle my nizzle.

There's a lack of decent FTP clients for Linux!
Fo shizzle my puerto rizzle!

by Joe June 18, 2006

puerto rico

A small island state in the Caribean, just southeast of the United States. This island is a tumultous and dirty breeding ground for filthy, lazy people. Peurto Ricans are proud, hence their silly flags and CD's hanging from the mirrors of their fart-piped, rice-burners. They are overrunning the SouthEast and Northeast United states, and breeding like roaches. They refuse to assimilate into American culture and are causing a large problem, especially in Florida.

Another damned band of 'Ricans just got arrested at the park for causing trouble.

by Me, Me, ME February 9, 2007

puerto rican princess

A prostitute. Deragatory.

That slut is a real Puerto Rican Princess.

by Sean June 14, 2006

puder

An mock ignorance way of saying computer.

Mikey, time to put the puder away.

by slonob February 1, 2004

Puerto-Rican't

one with Puerto Rican heritage, who refuses or is too lazy to do... well, mainly anything.

"I'm tired of paying for your welfare checks, you lazy Puerto-Rican't!"

by Anonymous May 31, 2006