Pressed

Pressed - Being irritated or annoyed by something.
Pressed:
“Oh, you’re pressed because your Gook Twat didn’t get any likes? How will the world survive without your thoughts nintendo games and brown snatch?”
by pirate agent September 10, 2024
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cooter-press

Pressing female butt cheeks against the window from the inside of a car. Often while the car is in motion. If you can only see the butt cheeks, it is called a moon. But if you can see her cooter along with the moon, it is referred to as a cooter-press. Her butt along with her cooter are pressed against the window.
Oh my gosh Dilbert, did you see the car that just passed us? The girl in the back seat was giving us a cooter-press. Speed up and see if she will do it again.
by Pokefan88 January 14, 2008
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volleyball press

When a middle age woman, with large fake breast unwantedly hugs a male from behind and pressses her large volleyballs into the males back.
Man, this crazy Milf came from behind and volleyball pressed me!
by ElVerde76 December 05, 2018
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volleyball press

When a middle age woman, with large fake breast unwantedly hugs a male from behind and pressses her large volleyballs into the males back.
Man, this crazy Milf came from behind and volleyball pressed me!
by ElVerde76 December 05, 2018
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Press the button

start a course of action, particularly a nuclear conflict.
“No single leader has the authority to press the button, thankfully, launching nuclear weapons requires a complex sequence of approvals.”
by Arminkshipper July 08, 2024
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press angles

To take a stand and do something about it.
“Should i press angles on him
“nah i’m pressing angles”
by ukslayslangerrr December 21, 2023
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Pressing ham

When two dudes greet eachother, in a non-gay way, by lifting their shirts and pressing their bare fat guys together.
Two dudes: "Hey dude how's it going?" * They Press ham

Dude over there: "wtf was that!?"

Two dudes together: "it's pressing ham man! Best way to greet someone!"
by Drop-it April 01, 2017
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