Pole Vaulting

When you’re having sex and the man slips and nails you in the taint.

Dave and I were totally doing it when he slipped and ended up pole vaulting me, I’m just glad hit the taint and not the dit box!

by Katrykat April 1, 2020

pole soldier

A male homosexual or bi-sexual or a gay, on a mad search for cock.

Fred was tracked down by 2 pole soldiers and had the time of his life

by VagCrusher187 January 8, 2017

mud pole

Decent body, busted face.

Q-How's she look?
A- Ehh... she's a mud pole you should get drunk first.

by jay tayman September 12, 2011

Pole troll

A girl who often find herself on many different poles in a short period of time.

Friend: Hey man, have you heard anything about Michelle?

Guy: Nah, i dont care, she's probably out being a pole troll.

Friend:you're right she is a slut.

by Ivan001 May 25, 2016

pole smoocher

A person who sucks dick.

I'm pretty sure Elton John is proud to be a pole smoocher.

by BB--YoMama July 23, 2006

polskie pole

Polskie Pole has the best jawline the world has ever seen. He has a beautiful face, and nice abs. His blue eyes brighten the ocean. His smartness makes EInstein look stupid.

Wow look at polskie pole!!

by Natasia!! June 6, 2018

pole bam

when the "r" and the "n" are too close together in the word BARN and it causes confusion.

v. to misread letters that too close together and appear to be something different, like when V V looks like W or rn looks like m

the new movie vvitch pole bammed me wth the double Vs

by meltar August 14, 2016