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Ping pong

A funny word for table tennis because it sounds like the sound a table tennis ball makes when it hits the table.

A game mostly played by people who are looking for a sport you don’t have to move for (because they hate moving but like to make people think they don’t play games all day long).
Guy 1: Hey let’s play ping pong!

Guy 2: Hahah alright but why?
Guy 1: Because I hate sports but I want people to think that I have hobbies!
Guy 2: Hahah alright!
by spaghettilover69 May 8, 2018
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ping pong thoughts

When your stream of consciousness jumps to contrasting topics in quick succession
Man, the ping pong thoughts are real after forgetting to take my Vyvanse today
by SlyAsesino May 29, 2022
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God ping

A sarcastic way of describing how shitty yours or another persons ping is in an online game. Commonly used for whenever someone has really high ping and it's extremely hard to kill them.
I have God ping. I'm so strong right now.

This dude is literally just eating my bullets, he's got God ping.
by Riley Ruiner October 31, 2021
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Ping

Referring to the milliseconds it takes to for your action to reach the server
"Oh my god bro, I can't pick this up because i have too much ping."
by genitalgrabber May 20, 2023
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Ping

Tempermental nerd with a gift for annoying sounds, pixel art, and mastering musical instruments. A subpar sibling but a model student, Pings are known to hibernate most of the day with their heads buried in their phones while slowly drowning in their own waste.
Ping was supposed to babysit but fell asleep watching Japanese Minecraft videos and the house burned down.
by Dooberfish November 22, 2021
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Tapahop(ping)

(Verb) Traveling to multiple tapas restaurants in order to provide many types or cuisine to a large group of people so that everyone can be satisfied with a type of food they enjoy, and be served lots of food in a timely manner. Often useful before going out for a long evening of dancing or clubbing.
"Hey bro, before we hit the clubs tonight do you want to go tapahop(ping)?"
"So before the bachelorette party we're all going to tapahop around the city!"
by pmac1701 January 22, 2023
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Ping Pong

Joe: hey Brad, Gary just said that 4x4 is the same as AWD
Brad: What a Ping Pong
by Pickle Wall March 26, 2023
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