Deng Tsao Ping-Pong

China's dim-minded and notoriously-indolent later-20th-century leader with a penchant for table-tennis.

Instead of doing his job as China's leader --- such as tending to the affairs of state and looking after the welfare of his people --- Deng Tsao Ping-Pong preferred to play extended games of table-tennis with his top-brass cronies... it's little wonder that "The Red Nation" went to Hell in a hand-basket during his regime.

by QuacksO October 28, 2018

Ping Pong

Another term for table tennis

would you like to play some ping pong?

by guac123 January 24, 2019

Ka-ping

When you here the grandfather clock hit 12 and you have an instant organsm

She looks like she just had a ka-ping.. gross

by Screee pee January 24, 2019

Ping

Its the Time your pc takes to travel to a aserver and back.

Some people use "high ping" as an excuse for bad at playing games like shooters...

(suffering) Oh my ping is over 9000... that`s why i got 20 deaths this round!

by LeoLens September 15, 2018

Ping

Cocaine
Derived from the feeling one gets when one sniffs a line of that good shit. ahh rush of endorphins PING!!!

I'm looking to score some ping.

by The Original Dubs September 18, 2018

penpan ping

penpan ping ins junst penpan ping bunt munch bentter

penpan ping: noun. "peh-nn-p-ann pih-nn-guh" used to describe peppa pig, by people who live above the english laws of this land

stacy: "would you die for anybody?"
everyone: "yensss i lonve penpan"

by shrek.s_woman September 30, 2018

Azubi Ping Pong

Azubi Ping Pong findet immer dann statt, wenn 2 Betreuer eines Azubis ihre Differenzen nicht direkt aussprechen und immer den Azubi als Boten zum anderen schicken. Der Azubi fungiert somit als Überbringer der schlechten Nachricht und wird wie ein Ping Pong Ball unter Anschissen hin und her geschlagen.

X und Y spielen schon wieder Azubi Ping Pong mit mir

by AngryAzubi August 25, 2022