Philanthropist

A noun that most millionaires/billionaires describe themselves as. Most of the time they use scummy methods to pretend that they donated a lot to charity, while they are taking away just as much from their minimum wage employees.

"Jeffrey Preston Bezos is an American businessman, media proprietor, investor and philanthropist" - Said no one ever other than Jeff himself

by beefwezenton July 30, 2024

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Philadelphia weed whack

When a man spins around his flaccid cock and then splooges on pubic hair and rips out the cum stained pubic hair with his teeth.

I don’t shave I just let someone Philadelphia weed whack me.

by Wustmayocouncil August 1, 2024

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Philander Chase

Someone who climbs a hill and says a prayer, and founds Kenyon College there

Genius freshman comedian: I philander on her chase till she English major
Everyone else: yeah so funny bro, that’s definitely how Philander Chase wants to be remembered

by I don't evenasefadsfdasfads September 16, 2023

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Philanthropist

Another name for a rich crook.

If i donate money to my charity I can reclaim my taxes via a bonus and call myself a philanthropist.
Your charity should match your interests as well,
Pedophilia=childrens charity
Thief=land preservation charity
Racist=homeless charity
Cannibal=human research charity
Abusive alcoholism= animal rescue charity
Vegans? Just get in the freezer with the meat, close the lid and shut up you avocado.

by Moagliee-khan September 19, 2023

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