Pencil sharpener

That one girl at the school

Jimmy needed to use the pencil sharpener he slipped Sophia $20

by Hdjdisjdisosksosjeje July 1, 2025

pencil stiffy

A pencil eraser, named for being red and hard on the top of the pencil

Jake didn't like how the pencil stiffy would leave great black marks on the page when he tried to erase stuff.

by aussieboi42 March 21, 2025

Pencil Tattoo

When you accidentally stab yourself with a pencil so hard the graphite marking becomes permanent.

Fuck, I just gave myself a pencil tattoo.

by AGuyWhoMayExist April 2, 2024

Pencil

the object used to kill a man

a dude: “I once saw him kill three men in a bar... with a pencil, with a fucking pencil.”

by AManOfFocusCommitmentSheerWill March 1, 2020

Penciling

When a turd is sticking out of your butt and writing on your underwear.

See also: Brown-penciling, brown pencil.

I have to go bad. I'm penciling here!

by Bababooey-Fafa flohi May 29, 2022

Pencil Mercenary

A person who kills pencils

Watch out for your pencils otherwise the Pencil Mercenary will kill them

by IfyournameisAshyourprobablydum July 21, 2023

Push Pencil

Verb. The act of pooping immediately after a meal. Very much like the pencils with lead cartridges where you stick a cartridge in one end, and one comes out the other end.

Noun. One who frequently poops immediately after a meal.

“Mmm! This pot roast was delicious, but I gotta go push pencil!”

“It’s time to cut the cake! Where’s Frank?”
“Oh he’ll be out in a bit. He’s a bit of a push pencil.”

by Jeremayne October 3, 2023