In a trade situation, when coming into a problem on a work site the requires a photo of an area, the moment that the problem is acknowledged the photo destroys itself and any evidence that it ever existed ceases to exist.
“Can you find a photo of the piezo? I can’t find it.”
“Nah there’s not photo”
“Fucking Longy”
“It’s the Longy Paradox mate”
“Nah there’s not photo”
“Fucking Longy”
“It’s the Longy Paradox mate”
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Chibi: Why u guys don't cheer when I win?
*some time later*
Person: Wow, good job Chibi!
Chibi: No, don't say good job!
Person: Damn, chibi paradox!
*some time later*
Person: Wow, good job Chibi!
Chibi: No, don't say good job!
Person: Damn, chibi paradox!
by LoneyMacaronii October 5, 2021
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Which is then cancelled out by the fact that, for the beholder too have an imagination they must exist. But because they haven't been observed by most physical beings they're rendered non-existent"
Which is then cancelled out by the fact that, for the beholder too have an imagination they must exist. But because they haven't been observed by most physical beings they're rendered non-existent"
Person 1: I've never seen you in person before, so you're just apart of my imagination
Person 2: that's kinda backwards logic, wouldn't that mean you don't exist because I haven't seen you?
Person 1: How does that make sense?
Person 2: It's probably The Yasuké Paradox, since you don't exist, I don't exist
Person 2: that's kinda backwards logic, wouldn't that mean you don't exist because I haven't seen you?
Person 1: How does that make sense?
Person 2: It's probably The Yasuké Paradox, since you don't exist, I don't exist
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What happens when Pinocchio says his nose will now grow?
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person2: so is the possibility of impossibility. dont you know the Everything-and-Nothing Paradox?
person2: so is the possibility of impossibility. dont you know the Everything-and-Nothing Paradox?
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Did you get the joke
Yes I did
Then you would be laughing
But it wasn’t funny
That means you didn’t get the joke
You just put me in a Cameron paradox didn’t you.
Did you get the joke
Yes I did
Then you would be laughing
But it wasn’t funny
That means you didn’t get the joke
You just put me in a Cameron paradox didn’t you.
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