gay panic

when straight people are afraid they might be a little gay

im having a bit of gay panic

by Grgrfrfrfrfrgdfv June 17, 2021

Panic Settling

The concept that adult women with high relationship expectations (and usually daddy issues) quickly settle with a male partner often from a lower tier of dating brackets and/or lower pay grades. A phenomenon exacerbated by a stagnant economy, high inflation, and an inaccessible housing market, the Panic Settling Candidate will often lower her standards in order to open up opportunities like travel, home ownership, and any other milestones that can't be achieved alone.

"After years of unsuccessful dating and multiple attachment disorders, Sarah (Lawyer, 32) is panic settling with Phil, a low-level tech employee who is plateauing professionally and personally. Despite the lack of intellectual and even physical stimulation, Sarah is happy to finally be able to love post on Instagram and fly economy class to a cliché destination once a year."

by Don B. Cucumber September 2, 2024

Panic Hands

The movement performed by a nude male on chatroulette when he realizes you aren't a female and you haven't hit Next fast enough.

"Yo, Tony. This shit is hilarious. Asian dudes have the fastest panic hands."

by TheBestDayEverSpongebobReferen February 14, 2012

Panic Buyers

People who’re so scared they buy everything they can find in Walmart. Typically, people seeing others panicking encourages them to panic and buy a ton of shit, too.

“Those panic buyers bought all the goddamn toilet paper”

by Pink Lemons March 17, 2020

Panic Parlay

When your parlay gets absolutely destroyed off rip, so you fire up a second parlay, daring to bet on teams you didn't even know existed.

Bro, Cavs +3 first quarter fucked my parlay already, had to fire up a panic parlay of Kansas -7.5, Kansas K-State Over135, and Montana -2.5. I swear if the Grizzlies fuck me.

by okcbudlight February 25, 2019

Pubic Panic

The dread and chaotic cleanup that follows when a man shaves his nuts in a heat of passion without planning for disposal of his cleaved-off pubes beforehand.

I shaved my Wookiee nuts last night, and when I was done the bathroom was practically wearing a fursuit, but then my sister knocked on the door which sent me into full-on Pubic Panic.

by Spaceagesocks March 7, 2021

dawn panic

The feeling of anxiety and dread when being up partying all night, and hear the birds start singing, see the sun coming up, and have the awful realisation that's it's almost time to get up for work.

I was bang at it last night when I heard the flipping birds start up.Got the dawn panic bad and realized I had to be at work in 3 hours.

by Golgi727 March 30, 2024