Gay Panic

This is when a Presumably Straight Male is in situations when they get (sometimes subtly) intimate with a Gay Male, realizes what is happening, the adrenaline kicks in, and the Presumably Straight Male acts Awkward and/or Gay.

Person A: Dude, I totally had a Gay Panic with my summer camp roommate last night.

Person B: No shit Sherlock, as if I didn't notice you two.

by CMLKevin July 29, 2021

Thinky Thinky Panic

Whenever you have Amnesia so bad you don’t remember what amnesia is called.

Bobby: You know what that memory-loss thing?
What's it called… Ambrosia?
Amnesty? Thinky Thinky Panic?

by Nomemesky October 27, 2023

A panic attack

As in singular. As in in the days after the volume of people doimg what they're doing increased... I really thought this was going to progress faster.

Hym "Yeah, this is taking a lot of time. I thought this was going to go a little faster. Did you like my skit? My little 'A panic attack' skip? Justin Roiland put it in season 2 of Solar Opposites. It was dope. Highest rated episode of the season."

by Hym Iam February 25, 2024

dookie dookie panic

When you have a turtlehead poking out and can't find a bathroom.

I was stuck in traffic when the dookie dookie panic set in.

by loveoflanguage October 13, 2023

Panic!AtTheDisco

A freak mode when you feel so romantic that you feel attracted to disco ball mood lights and shiny cocktail party rings. You can’t help but to love parties and you go to one every chance you get. You’re such a party animal that you can’t help but to Panic!AtThe Disco.

Brendon Urie: Hey, Alexis! I heard that there was a party down the street! Wanna come? I know you like parties and disco ball lights.
Me: Are you kidding me right now? I’d go to every party, every chance I get. I love disco ball lights and parties. Are you a party animal, too?
Brendon Urie: You know it! They’re passing out cocktail rings also!

Me: Do they also have chili cheeese Fritos?
Brendon Urie: You know it! Come on! I wouldn’t want you to miss out! Especially when you know you’re going to love this party! It’s going to be a Panic!AtTheDisco!

by Jane Fairchild July 21, 2019

panic-friends

When in fear of not making friends at uni, you make friends with anyone and everyone. Usually within the first day.

Toms just making panic-friends - think he may need to slow down

by Xdinovations November 2, 2014

Panic of TACs

Collective noun for Track Access Controller's

Jesus did you see that panic of TACs in the mad hatter tonight?

by Mushroom09 July 14, 2023