LG Optimus T

One of the higher class phones that comes in Titanium,burgandy,and black. It is an android smart phone. It has special features like visual voicemail , swype,and live wallpapers. Visual voicemail converts all your voicemails in to texts. Swype is a differnt way to text by simpley rubbing around your finger. Live wallpapers are interactible wallpapers. Overall the LG Optimus T is a wonderful,convinent,phone.

The LG Optimus T is a great phone.

by awesomeismeok April 19, 2011

optic blast

Used to indicate staring; can also use "ill optic"; derived from Cyclops' (of the X-Men) special power

Joe "That cop's been watching us for a while now."

Barry "Oh, yeah he's giving us an optic blast?"

- Or -

Joe "That cop's giving us the ill optic."

by Neo June 15, 2003

Option E

To kill yourself. To commite suicide. To pick the last choice available to you. Scantrons, which are bubble sheets used for tests and exams, come with five options. Option E is usually reserved as being the last possible answer to a problem.

My girlfriend dumped me, I've got no money, my dog died, and the world sucks. Fuck it, there's always Option E.

by TheRon and Virage December 9, 2008

Experience Option

To use someone of lesser quality, male or female to get experience of getting off with that person, before moving onto the more experienced. The said experience option is often pleased of the attention and helps the inexperienced to perfect their technique

Man1: I hear you've been getting off with that right mong

Man2: Yeah but she's just my experience option

by djdan14 May 13, 2010

Optometrist

A wannabe ophthalmologist that couldn't get into medical school. Also, predisposed to whining about his/her inadequecy and overall uselessness. In turn, often tries to convince others that they are capable of performing procedures usually done by ophthalmologists.

My mentally handicapped dyslexic monkey decided to become an optometrist.

by genetics textbook February 2, 2007

optino

A person of mixed heritage who defines their ethnicity differently depending on the situation to exploit that situation for money, etc.

-Dude, I just got a $20,000 Hispanic Memorial Scholarship.
-You're Hispanic?
-1/64 Mexican.
-You fucking optino.

by LNF December 10, 2008

optigunk

Mucus or waste that one finds usually in the corner of their eyes normally after they wake. "Opti"-refers to the eye. "Gunk"- refers to the mucus/waste.

James awakes to find optigunk in the corners of his eyes.

by Prettycheeksjr March 20, 2008