empire state meeting

the empire state meeting, the meeting which will occur on November 30th 2021 9AM EST In which hundreds if not thousands of people will astral project over the empire state building in an effort to put new york city into psychosis, consequently starting the end of the kali yuga by spreading collapse in the west.
Man 1: you going to the empire state meeting?

Man 2: who isn't?
by masterminddnimretsam October 29, 2021
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Refers to the more light-hearted/trivial-affliction-related (i.e., non-substance-abuse or other serious-addiction-type condition) gatherings of sufferers where everyone shares life-stories and fellowship, and tries to assist each other in reducing/alleviating said unfortunate conditions/infirmities. Examples would include Belchers Anonymous (at all the other meetings listed here, they serve you tasty carbonated drinks, but at this meeting, you only get non-fizzy libation so that you won't start burping!), Bellyachers Anonymous, Colliders Anonymous (for folks who often clumsily blunder into objects/people), Foot-steppers Anonymous (again, this would be for those of you who don't adequately watch where you're walking, and so you accidentally tread on others' toes a lot), Groaners Anonymous (they seat you in chairs with heating-pads and offer you pain-relievers), Grumblers Anonymous, Stumblers Anonymous, Whiners Anonymous, Yawners Anonymous (at all the other meetings they let you sit on comfy upholstered chairs, but here they make you sit on hard wooden benches so that you don't get too relaxed and then start sleepily displaying your tonsils), etc.
One amusing fact about alternative anonymous meetings is that quite a number of any particular meeting's attendees may also suffer from a lot of the maladies and shortcomings addressed in other anonymous meetings, as well (i.e., achy people who copiously moan and groan also tend to complain a lot and mindlessly bumble into and/or step on the feet of unsuspecting souls unfortunate enough to happen to be in their paths), and so you tend to see a lot of familiar faces at many of the various meetings.
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Intergalactic meeting

"Hey I heard you and larry had an intergalactic meeting at his place." Tony.
"Woah, word travels fast I see." Carson.
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Street Meet

Street Meet (noun): A collaborative photo event where creatives—such as photographers, models, and other visual artists—gather in public urban spaces to connect, create, and capture spontaneous artistic expressions. These meetups foster community, creativity, and collaboration, often blending street photography, fashion, and portraiture in dynamic city environments
If you’re ever in LA, check out their street meet.

I went to a street meet in New Mexico.
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Worldwide Pia Meet Day

Person 1 : Is today the worldwide pia meet day?
Person 2 : Yes, have you already made an appointment?
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Samsonite meeting

Andy - Dude went to that Samsonite meeting the other day

Traci - How was it?

Andy - 30 minutes i'll never get back!
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