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FUNK-ASS

(Adjective) - Description of very hot new cool thing,in leading edge kick yo ass technology.
"I want one of them FUNK_ASS new PDA's for Christmas!!"
"My Dad bought a FUNK_ASS car last week!!"
"GURL - Just look at THOSE Manolo Blahniks on that shelf over there - aren't they just totally FUNK_ASS?!!!"
by WitchyPOO November 27, 2003
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The Farrelly Funk

When a family has a scent that’s so strong that it can not be explained by conventional science.
Dr Fauci this week had to explain the disturbing smell emanating from Short Hills New Jersey. It could only be explained as the Farrelly Funk! -2007
by Innocent bystander 01 November 28, 2021
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twink funk

(noun, informal, often humorous)
1. A distinct olfactory phenomenon associated with young, slim, and typically gay men, particularly in nightlife, gym, or party settings. Defined by a potent blend of musk, pheromones, sweat, cologne, body spray, deodorant, hair products, and residual laundry detergent, it thrives in environments of high energy and physical activity. Often described as a mix of synthetic freshness and raw youthful essence.
2. A transient yet potent aroma commonly found in gay clubs, Pride events, shared living spaces, and post-workout locker rooms, where pheromone-laden sweat collides with aggressively applied designer fragrances, hair product, and the lingering scent of fabric softener. Typically fades with age, often dissipating by the mid-20s as metabolism slows and personal hygiene routines evolve.
“The twink funk was so thick in that club, I could practically taste the pheromones, Dior Sauvage, and residual desperation.”
by Sandancer69 March 16, 2025
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brazilian funk

often mistaken for phonk, brazilian funk is a style of music that is just ear ringing bass and annoying voicelines.
the only way this type of music should even be described is brainrot in music form.
some examples include:
literally any song in a sigma edit is a brazilian funk slowed song that is just the most gay thing you can hear.
Willy: Hey wanna listen to some music?
Don: Yeah sure, you ever heard of Public Enemy?
Willy: Whats that? Brazilian funk is probably better
don: kills himself and records it on camera
by Bill Billy Bob August 4, 2024
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Funk

1) Funk,

The intergalactic vibrations of groovy cats in tune with the mothership, revolutionizing human consciousness through grooves and jams that are typically psychedellic in nature.

2) Funk,

A stank stench - non-specific in origin but experienced quite specifically.

3) Funk,

Other definitions and bastardizations of the word are attributed to some serious jive talkin' turkeys not from the mothership.
1) That groovy cat Methastopholes can really bring da funk! When I hear his vibrations I'm teleported to Funk City in the most groovy way can ya' dig?

2) OMG WTF is that god awful funk coming out of the fridge, the garbage, your room, your ass...

3) What the funk is that... A jive talkin' turkey would say.
by G-Clint-Groove-Cat September 6, 2013
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Junk Funk

Taking a part roaches to make a bussa.
Roll dis Junk Funk real quick we boutta get smacked on dead dawgs
by Junk Funk May 17, 2021
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