The Real Deal

An advanced, high-tier erotic roleplay move reserved for only the most seasoned veterans of the craft. "The Real Deal" is not just a line—it's a status, a declaration, and a finishing move all in one.

Only accessible to ERPers who have maxed out their stats in Cringe Resistance, Typing Stamina, and Emotional Projection, this technique unleashes a level of raw, unfiltered roleplay intensity that most casuals simply cannot handle.

Usage Requirements:
• ERP Level: 99
• Typing Speed: 120+ WPM
• Lack of Shame: Absolute
Signature User: Communist_02
Activation Phrase: “THIS IS THE REAL DEAL!!”
Effects:
• Stuns opponents for 3 turns due to shock and disbelief.
• Has a 20% chance to crash the server from sheer intensity.
• Causes irreversible secondhand embarrassment in a 5-mile radius

'rubs his finger around her kitty

"THIS IS THE REAL DEAL BRO!!!!" '

by realdeal_phobos April 18, 2025

Real deal skeng

If someone is tuff and hard as nails and don’t give two fucks

Charlie is a real deal skeng

by Connorarmes June 18, 2023

Dan’s Deals UK

The geeza on TikTok from leeds who drives around the uk selling rare pairs of air max trainers from his van

“Yes mush did you get those bad boy tns from Dan’s deals uk?”

by Solecube August 4, 2025

Deal with these whores

When chicks are wearing hot outfits and you wanna pound the fuck out of them.

I went to the club and had to go deal with these whores afterwards.

by Donald J Velociraptor February 15, 2023

sugar dealings

sugar dealings is sugar dealings

<@837805906451628032> sugar dealings!

by otwtt December 2, 2023

Klam Deal

Klam deal=Dårlig sak/ikke bra

Huff, det var en klam deal... = Dårlig sak
Coronaviruset=Klam Deal

by Sairoð March 10, 2020

Deal

The replacement name for something you don’t remember the name of.

"Where did you say the tv remote was, dad?"
"It’s on the deal."*points to coffee table*

by Furrygamer420 May 9, 2020