Moo-Cow

A person who is so awesome, words can't describe and all you want to do is milk them.

A moo-cow walked down the street, so everyone got on their knees.

by Sudocat October 14, 2009

cow fucker

another name for cowboy or a white person from rural areas

you're in a city not a farm, stupid cow fucker!

by criccet September 23, 2005

Sad Cow

A Sad Cow is a drink made with Tequila, Jägermeister, and Bailey's Irish Cream. It tastes of existential sadness and has an aftertaste reminiscent of huffing permanent marker.

It's your 21st birthday? Bartender, we'll have one Sad Cow please.

by Clayzerbeam June 20, 2013

Cow Ram

This is reserved for the elitist of the elite, please do not attempt this at home.

After you have had intercourse so many times its not appealing anymore, you perform the cow ram.

The cow ram is when you see your one night stand naked and unsuspecting (best if sleeping) , and then you prepare quietly, aim carefully and then insert yourself into her anus while yelling surprise.

Please remember to do calisthenics as charlie sheen pulled his gluteus Maximus while performing this.

Also be warned, after tiger woods performed this move he was chased out of his own house with a gold club.
But granted if you do it properly i doubt that the girl you just surprised wont be able to run..

Bro, last night i cow rammed this girl so hard, she shit all over my bed and i had to carry her out!

by TheProRammer August 18, 2014

cow-lover

A mildly overweight hairy man with possible Chinese and Indian ancestry and a thing for morbidly obese women.

The king is a cow-lover

by Balatkari September 22, 2013

Common Cow

A common person who is not decent and would use words that only uneducated common folks would use.

Ed: I talked to my friends and they said their first time hurt.

Monty: What do you mean first time? The first time they shagged?

Ed: Don't say shagged it's slept with you COMMON COW!

by Hezslover May 21, 2009

bleached cow

the opposite of a nigga cow, when a cow is poured into a bleach bath when they are born they are forever a bleached cow.

Wow! that is quite a white cow, that must be a bleached cow.

by bleached cow February 6, 2019