The Reason God Said Let There Be Light, He was Afraid Of Being In A Dark Room With Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris sued MySpace For Taking The Name Of What He Calls Everything Around Him
The Reason The Tide Rises Is Not The Moon, It Is The Fact That Whenever Chuck Norris Is Around, God Pisses His Pants (For Non-Coastal Areas, This Is Also The Cause Of Rain)
Chuck Norris sued MySpace For Taking The Name Of What He Calls Everything Around Him
The Reason The Tide Rises Is Not The Moon, It Is The Fact That Whenever Chuck Norris Is Around, God Pisses His Pants (For Non-Coastal Areas, This Is Also The Cause Of Rain)
It Is Widely Believed that Jesus Christ Was Chuck Norris's Stunt Double For The Crucifiction, Because Nails Can't Penetrate Chuck Norris's Skin
Chuck Norris Doesn't Shave, He Just Kicks Himself In The Face, Because Only Chuck Norris Can Cut Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris Doesn't Shave, He Just Kicks Himself In The Face, Because Only Chuck Norris Can Cut Chuck Norris
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I saw a bright light, the most badass person to walk the planet and the one to save us from the terrors of clickbait youtube videos, Chuck Norris...
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Call Him Chuck Norris he can hear you and he will come for you.
Wait is the Chuck right there.
Were all going to die. RRRUUUUUNNN!!
Call Him Chuck Norris he can hear you and he will come for you.
Wait is the Chuck right there.
Were all going to die. RRRUUUUUNNN!!
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He is now only "relevant" because of his kids that him and his ugly wife exploit for money. He is also only relevant because of the funny slander on TikTok.
He is now only "relevant" because of his kids that him and his ugly wife exploit for money. He is also only relevant because of the funny slander on TikTok.
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The Leading Causes of death in USA are: 1. Cancer 2. Heart Disease and 3. Chuck Norris
Guns Dont kill people, Chuck Norris Does
The Leading Causes of death in USA are: 1. Cancer 2. Heart Disease and 3. Chuck Norris
Guns Dont kill people, Chuck Norris Does
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