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The Reason God Said Let There Be Light, He was Afraid Of Being In A Dark Room With Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris sued MySpace For Taking The Name Of What He Calls Everything Around Him

The Reason The Tide Rises Is Not The Moon, It Is The Fact That Whenever Chuck Norris Is Around, God Pisses His Pants (For Non-Coastal Areas, This Is Also The Cause Of Rain)
It Is Widely Believed that Jesus Christ Was Chuck Norris's Stunt Double For The Crucifiction, Because Nails Can't Penetrate Chuck Norris's Skin

Chuck Norris Doesn't Shave, He Just Kicks Himself In The Face, Because Only Chuck Norris Can Cut Chuck Norris
by Kyler 420 January 12, 2009
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Noraya

An amazing person with dual personalities. He is the kindest to you but if u hurt him he won't give no shit
Noraya hates her cause she is a necromancer
by Ashe_s November 3, 2021
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Chuck Norrising

When one is forced out of a circle our group. When you are excluded outside of the circle of friends that is talking. You seem uncool and unpopular when this happens.
Hey yall' let me into the circle you are Chuck Norrising me!
by McBeth Happycheeks June 29, 2011
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Chuck Norris

The God himself. The almighty man of whom wrestled 100 bears whilst riding bigfoot as his bitch through a sea of tears made by crying, jealous, divorced men.
I saw a bright light, the most badass person to walk the planet and the one to save us from the terrors of clickbait youtube videos, Chuck Norris...
by niknakpaddywak69 October 29, 2017
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Chuck Norris

God is Scared of Chuck Norris
Hey has Chuck been in anything lately?

Call Him Chuck Norris he can hear you and he will come for you.

Wait is the Chuck right there.

Were all going to die. RRRUUUUUNNN!!
by HAMMHAMMHAMM September 10, 2018
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Justin Norris

A dog killer. He stomped on his Dog and blamed the Dog for it's death. Apparently claims the Dog was "in the wrong place at the wrong time"
He is now only "relevant" because of his kids that him and his ugly wife exploit for money. He is also only relevant because of the funny slander on TikTok.
You just killed my Dog! Don't be such a Justin Norris!!!
by tbjdrrcmaw December 28, 2021
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chuck norris

Chuck Is Everyone's hero
When Chuck Norris Wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken

The Leading Causes of death in USA are: 1. Cancer 2. Heart Disease and 3. Chuck Norris

Guns Dont kill people, Chuck Norris Does
by the stead, December 24, 2007
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