Nonce

Sex offender, peadophile

That bloke Roy Pua, he’s a right nonce.

by GingerNinja2020 November 22, 2020

Nonce

Used to win arguments.

Ellis was losing the argument but then called Ash a nonce. Ellis won by default.

by Germany2.0 December 6, 2020

Nonce

what you become after doing HSLA with small children

Lorn you're such a nonce

by queenllama the 2nd December 6, 2020

Noncery

Actions that are considered to which be considered noncey

Quit this noncery

by Wanglechild December 11, 2020

nonce

someone who like to look/touch/molest kids

wow is that jake paul the nonce
don't tell me he's noncing again

by KSI/FAN December 23, 2020

noncecycle

The transport of a Nonce. Normally a low bicycle with fluffly handlebars, or a white van with "I have my nonce license" on the side. This makes the nonce feel much more comfortable around other people. It is sometimes also referred to as a nonce-mobile.

Did you see darren's Noncecycle? That things is going to rake in so much underage poontang!

by WasIatowel February 25, 2021

Nonce

The most versatile word in England can be used in any context.

That josh kid don’t like chips he’s a nonce

That sonny bloke loves kids he’s a nonce

Gary puts his milk in before a teabag he’s a nonce

Or your mate you find funny insulting so you call them a stinky nonce

by Shovelboy123 March 1, 2021