Brain Farted

An entirely new stage of confusion. It's like having a "brain fart" except for a breif moment you can not remember anything. Your brain feels like it has shut down becuase one thing is so difficult to understand. It leaves you in a whole new state of confusion and befuddlement.

The problem was so hard it left the kids brain farted.

by IbagM21 January 3, 2015

brain drooler

There brains are in microwaves that heat and burn there cells as they stupidly drool on there PC. It is similar meaning to peanut brain.

Person 1: What in the frick is are you doing? Why are you chewing your cook book?! Are you being a brain drooler or what?!

Person 2: Huuuhh? *continues chewing*

by DinoREX3492 October 25, 2022

doctor brain

The art of one yelling “Doctor Brain” aloud while simultaneously flashing others with his ballsack. Typically done in locker rooms

This kid pulled a Doctor Brain in the locker room today, wasn’t a pleasant sight.

by Sham_wow February 13, 2018

Porridge Brain

The effects of feeling slow, hazy and tired after smoking weed the night before. Tends to happen the day after smoking weed before going to bed.

"Hey bro, how was your lecture?"
"I don't know bro, I felt so tired and couldn't concentrate after smoking last night"
"Damn you must have Porridge Brain"

by yaboiacul November 25, 2019

brain smoke

The steam that escapes from your mouth when you are trying to eat something that you have realized, too late, is way too hot. (Created by Jane, age 5)

The chocolate chips in that cookie gave me brain smoke. Next time I'll just let them cool a bit first.

by Jane the Kid August 13, 2020

Brain Pirate

Similar to a Brain Ninja, a Brain Pirate stays in someone's mind much longer, usually pillaging and taking over that person's thoughts. This can be used to describe women that you sometimes can't stop thinking about.

Mike: Dude, I can't stop thinking about Ashley.
Steve: Why? You like her?
Mike: I'm Freakin' in LOVE with her.
Steve: I don't blame you, that Ashley can be a HUGE Brain Pirate sometimes...

by TraptInTheBurg December 17, 2008

puff brain

A person whose thinking is so ignorant that it is worth nothing but the puffs of hot air coming out of his/her mouth; a person who utters an exceptionally misinformed or uninformed opinion.

Denny was always going on about his knowledge of nuclear physics, even though he failed high school Physics. He is such a puff brain!

by Cynical Bob March 30, 2020