naked bar

To strip oneself of clothes in a drinking establishment and dance/run along the bar. Most often performed my members of the British Armed forces whilst on a drinking session.

Was down at the pub the other night and there were some lads in from that Yorkshire Regiment lot. A couple of them did the Naked Bar. One of them fell off and the rest just stood there laughing at him.

by Big Birkie February 7, 2015

naked turkey

After you shave your dick and it looks like the neck of a turkey

Dude I fucked her with my naked turkey

by Yung shaq March 5, 2016

naked weapon

An exposed penis; when a guy whips his dick out and is ready to go in.

Peter whipped out his naked weapon on Kimmy

by Ron.Weasly February 2, 2017

niced it

Well done.

"I bought it half-off."
"Damn, you niced it!"

by runup27 August 7, 2017

naked runner

When you forget to bring a towel into the bathroom, resulting in doing a 'naked runner' back into your bedroom.

Keri texting Charlie: 'Oh shit, I forgot to bring my towel into the bathroom'

Charlie: 'Do a Naked Runner'

by Kezg August 28, 2017

Naked Sewer Rat Tunnel Racing

When a person of the male gender enters a sewer and proceeds to run through the sewer naked.

Last night Sam went Naked Sewer Rat Tunnel Racing.

by Sean lol May 17, 2018

Naked Lap

A lap typically ran around the venue of a beer pong team that has been skunked.

Aaron and Chase ran a naked lap after getting shutout in beer pong.

by Siiiiixxxxxxyyyyy May 12, 2018