Naked Mermaid Stance

Striking a pose while lying down on your side

Check out that hot chick doing the naked mermaid stance!

by MC MilfHunta August 9, 2010

Naked Shag Rug

A rug, preferably from the 1970s, which is shaggy and used primarily for shagging shaggy women.

Paul: "Oh man, this playroom is so well furnished."
Francisco: "Oh, I know. Mostly because of the naked shag rug."

by flippedegg July 25, 2019

showing naked ass

When u riding in ur slab and u decide to pop trunk and drop top and sho your naked ass or swing your nuts on those busters

lil Jalen has been riding slab and showing naked ass to all the haters

by patrick hawkins October 3, 2017

naked egg taco

Taco Bell breakfast item associated with painful and explosive diarrhea 2 to 3 hours after consumption

Hey dude, what happened to Darren?

Aw man idiot had a naked egg taco for breakfast and is home shitting his brains out
(Diarrhea), (Hershey squirts)

by Walter Mai Tai November 14, 2017

bootie butt naked

when you ain't got no clothes on and yo bootie be exposed.

Sheika: Damn, dat bitch be bootie butt naked.

Twan: Yeah, her bootie be stankin' too.

by chork July 21, 2007

i sleep naked

the worst fucking larry fanfic to exist

whats your favorite larry fic?
probably i sleep naked
*runs away*

by anonymous April 5, 2021

The Naked Brothers Band

The Naked Brothers Band is a bunch of cock sucking mother fucking homosexuals that think they are good at singing and acting. They really aren't but you know, gay wads and their fucking shit.

Guy 1: Hey did you see that episode of the Naked Brothers Band last night?

Guy 2: You mean that Nickelodeon show that has a bunch of 9 and 10 year olds that think they can sing and act?

Guy 1: No the show where a bunch of cool kids get a lot of hot chicks and stuff.

Guy2: You're a fucking homo you know that?

by Ricky and Cleatus December 30, 2010