muscle static

the feeling you get when a part of your body falls asleep ٩(◕‿◕ )۶

“ugh muscle static is so annoying..” Ventura said annoyed as her leg fell asleep.

by February 23, 2024

Guided muscle

a penis

"Oooh look! Here comes a guided muscle to blast you into maternity..."

by IvorBiggunFan March 22, 2024

3rd Muscle

The supernatural ability that some women’s pussies have to grip a dick during a vigorous banging session. It will usually result in immediate jizzing for all but the most experienced men.

Pat: Was that broad you brought home last night worth another run?

Lee: She was like a unicorn using her magical superpowers of the 3rd muscle to grip my dick I lost it and filled her full.

by Bluto726 March 19, 2022

butter muscle

A penis incapable of achieving erection due to the over consumption of alcohol and/or meat (ribs).

"Hey dude did you score with Sally last night?"
"Nah bro, I got the butter muscle"

by KCMOMAN April 24, 2012

Muscle Bimbo

A huge, muscular man, takes many supplements, all he wants is to workout, usually very attractive, could be attached to names like, Roberto, Dakotah, Alek, Jack, John.

God Damn, look at that muscle bimbo!

He is so huge!....I know he is a muscle bimbo!

by musclebimblow June 01, 2019

skinny muscle

Skinny Muscle is a person who defines themselves as extremely introverted and extraordinary even if others just see them as a total Chad. They have an ego bigger than your aunt flo’s ass and often compare themselves to others on a regular basis to justify their Need and existence in the world.

Dude, Cameron is SUCH a skinny muscle when it comes to himself

by Dumpstercumshot June 16, 2019

neck muscle

some one who says or does something that makes them look stupid.

Shut up jack, you neck muscle!

by tommy_kingston November 10, 2015