carp munch

somone with a big rowd mouth

omg jarets coming

carp munch

by cheekybitch May 24, 2020

Munch

The plural form of misogynistic men.

The narrative that Hillary Rodham Clinton is unlikable and therefore unelectable was defined and promoted by munches in the media and other munches opposed to her 2016 presidential bid.

by Tokyosea July 22, 2020

Tomato munch

Eating a girl out on her period

Hey babe, I’m not afraid to get down and tomato munch. You in?

by TremblesAK August 21, 2020

Butt-Munch

Someone who is grumpy or in a bad mood and chooses to take it out on others.

"You’re being a butt-munch!”
“Well, I’m grumpy!"

by Emilyanddazit September 24, 2020

thrust munching

Humping the bed whilst performing cunnilingus to "get cha' nut".

I blew a load while thrust munching that bitch last week.

by octothrope October 12, 2020

Munching the leather gorilla

Going down on an older woman who is ridiculously hairy.
Similar to tasting the fuzzy purse or the bearded beaver.

John: Where were you last night I tried to call you?
Paul: I went down on Rebecca Anderson's mom but it just felt like munching the leather gorilla.
John: Oh yeah I hear it's like a a bearded beaver.
Paul: Nah, bearded beaver is tasty, at least it wasn't a fuzzy purse.
John: Oh man, at least it wasn't a fuzzy pudding purse.
Paul: Yeah, but it stank of asparagus.
John: That tastes chief.

by TaylorS999 March 4, 2012

rhino munch

a feast; too much food: over indulgence of food

Now you feel like shit because you had a rhino munch at lunch!

by phx-shc August 17, 2012