After you give someone a sausage in bread, clap their hands together. Effectively adding another piece of bread, hence forming a sausage muffin. Try not to clap too hard, consequences may be dire.
When a mate passes out and you know he will wake up with a hankering for some good food, give him a sausage muffin!!
by Canabul Carnz May 24, 2016
Get the Sausage muffinmug. Person 1: Bro, I just saw a fatass singing the Muffin Song on TikTok.
Person 2: Don't judge him too hard. The Muffin Song is love, the Muffin Song is life.
Person 2: Don't judge him too hard. The Muffin Song is love, the Muffin Song is life.
by WillSoutham December 29, 2018
Get the Muffin Songmug. An obese person whose legs chafe so badly that talcum powder or other dry applicant needs to be applied; but due to perspiration and walking, the applicant gets kneaded by the legs into a dough-like material that consequently runs down the person's legs.
For the record, a nurse introduced me to this term when describing aspects of patient care.
For the record, a nurse introduced me to this term when describing aspects of patient care.
Dude, check out that porker's legs. I bet that fat's kneading stuff into dough as we speak. What a muffin maker.
by m.t.p. December 28, 2008
Get the muffin makermug. Having Sex with
by Johnny, John December 11, 2003
Get the Stuffin the Muffinmug. The twink boi who is the drag queens bitch.
Usally blonde, 5'10, 145 lbs, young, hung, and dumb.
Said boi fetches cosmo's, ecstacy, and coke on drag night.
Also see fluffer.
Usally blonde, 5'10, 145 lbs, young, hung, and dumb.
Said boi fetches cosmo's, ecstacy, and coke on drag night.
Also see fluffer.
"Hey boy wonder we need a little assitance in the batcave."
"Your left breast needs more birdseed."
"Destiny I can see your ducktape."
"Your left breast needs more birdseed."
"Destiny I can see your ducktape."
by Derrick September 14, 2004
Get the Drag Muffinmug. by Kevin Jahn June 11, 2006
Get the muffin topmug. 1. A muffin you keep in your pocket when you are leaving the place where you got the muffin.
2. A sex act where by a woman is pleasured by someone sticking their hands in her pocket.
2. A sex act where by a woman is pleasured by someone sticking their hands in her pocket.
I am glad I took this pocket muffin because I am starving.
I am glad I took part in this pocket muffin because I was board.
I am glad I took part in this pocket muffin because I was board.
by Fatrazmo December 20, 2010
Get the Pocket Muffinmug.