Muff Cabbage

Muff Cabbage is a derogatory term used to describe a person who believe is a trashy or a loser or slutty or garbage like or worthless or below worthless.

You and your hole family are Muff Cabbage. Matts such a Muff Cabbage, I can't believe he got fired for pissing inside his office. Don't act like Muff Cabbage your better then that. Your mom didn't give birth she just squateed down and pushed out some Muff Cabbage and gave it a name.
Your whole family is worthless and nothing but losers, it's like your mom just squatted out a bunch of Muff Cabbage and gave it names. You are nothing but Muff Cabbage.

by Peter L. Harris October 15, 2010

Muff Tits

Muff Tits is the unfortunate event when a beautiful woman has hair growing on her chest. The term Muff Tits has originated from the fact that the boobs have as much hair on or around them as the untamed muff. This symptom is often found in women from foreign countries, such as Russia and France.

CJ - man, i was so wasted last night and when i woke up i saw something bad.

Thoren - What was it?

CJ - I woke up next to a fatty who had Muff Tits. Her chest was hairier than baby sasquatch!

by CJ0 May 1, 2009

muff guts

Hairy stomach - male or female.

Check out the muff guts on that chick.

by Dirk Adirker April 27, 2008

Muff Waft

An odour pleasent, repelant or otherwise that eminates from a lady's private part (muff)!

"I got off with a girl last night she had fit muff waft"
or
"I got off with a rank bird last night, she had really bad muff waft"

by Professor Alex Chritoph. April 10, 2007

Muff-tache

A half-shaven pussy with funny tendrils of hair extending along the leg creases. It looks like a vagina moustache.

The "That 'Seventies Pet" in Penthouse last month had an hilarious muff-tache.

by Liz Gums January 27, 2009

Muff Bone

That boney area where the muff is above the pussy that sticks out on some girls.

I couldn't tell what that hard boney area was on my girlfriend just above her pussy untill I made her shave her pubic area, then i noticed she had a hell of a muff bone there.

by kriptonic- August 23, 2011

muff mashing

having violent sex with a female with a huge bush.

I was muff mashing that chick

by christianis afatass February 11, 2007