Mr Chow

“Mr. Chow” the true Ching Chang bing of white asians. Chow is very well known for his amazing skills and ideas such as the trade marked Chow Pants advertised by KUN FAOUU CHOOPing his crotch to show its true Asian powers. He credited with arm wrestling both Xi Jingping , and Bruce Lee at the same time emerging victoriously. He truly is the sexist Asian man alive and despite his race he has a very long noodle.

Person 1: Oh daaame who is that

Person 2: Oh that. That Mr Chow
Person 1: He got a really tight ass

by Chow Fan Page December 28, 2019

Mr. Halpern

The chorus teacher at New Paltz Middle School, Mr. Halpern appears to be 14 but according to our very reliable sources is actually 28. Tall, awkward and very nerdy, Mr. Halpern uses finger-guns more than the average twelve-year-old. His first name is William, but all students should know not to call him that to his face.

"Who's that really tall eight grader?" "Oh, that's just Mr. Halpern."

by i_am_the_dolphin October 22, 2020

Mr. James

The biggest Pimp Daddy in the world. He is also the band director for the Richwood Lumberjack Express.
Anytime he goes anywhere he pimps it up, wearing a suit and tie at any show or game.
He has short thin and spiked hair that you can see right through.
He has a pimped out car from the fucking 1930s or some shit idk

He’s just our pimp daddy forever 🧡🖤

“Wow, look at Mr. James pimping it up!”

“Mr. James is my pimp daddy”

by FuturePersinger February 25, 2022

Mr Wills

when your English teacher takes an entire fucking year to read a book that has 10 chapters because he goes into depth about the characters emotions and experiences

Holy shit stop telling me about the hidden meaning behind the character you Mr Wills

by PopKatTime December 13, 2021

Mr. Produce

Mr. Produce is a process of taking immediate action and making real-time visual enhancements to a live stream while it is being broadcasted.

A. Tate: "Let me see if I can 'Mr. Producer' this."

by MVisuals June 14, 2023

Mr mates

Someone that has a lack of mates. Because of this pressure and lack of mates they try and be everyone’s mate. This is to cover their insecurities.

Mr mates: hey bro I’ll buy you food I have many donuts

Random: thanks bro I’ll do anything for some donuts

Mr mates: are we friends now?

Random: no man we just met.

Mr mates: we all good bro?

by cheesyqdingle April 09, 2022

Mr Phillips

A weird pedo who always stops girls for their trousers just to look at their legs

there’s mr Phillips, hide

by sandy wandy December 12, 2019