Hairlip motherfucker

When someone is a hairlip and also a motherfucker too.
Can’t you do anything right you hairlip motherfucker
by Siamese salamander June 4, 2025
mugGet the Hairlip motherfuckermug.

Shoot This Motherfucker

Common reply to when does something horribly fucked up, cringe, or just down bad.
Example 1:

(Degenerate)Person 1: Oh my god bro we just kicked this kitten on the street it was so funny

Person 2: Shoot This Motherfucker

Example 2:

(Degenerate)Person 1 : Haii guys!!! UWU!
Person 2: The fuck is wrong with you? Shoot this motherfucker.
mugGet the Shoot This Motherfuckermug.

horsecock motherfucker

(Noun)

Someone whom you don't know who's done something admirable or something you personally find great. Whoever the guy is probably has a massive horsecock because what he did was so good.
"yo I was in the drive-thru at McDicks and old dude in front of me in a beemer paid for my food let's fuckin GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"lol nice. who did that shit?"
"man idk, some horsecock motherfucker, that's all I know."
by 3i5 January 15, 2022
mugGet the horsecock motherfuckermug.

Motherfucker

Something you say when someone pisses you off, or what you call your dad
You:Dads a motherfucker

Mom: don’t call him that

You: how do you Think I came here?
by Queen_ASS.xxx August 21, 2020
mugGet the Motherfuckermug.
This would've been a quote said by everyone's least favorite walking bag of Skittles, but he would probably end up in court with either the Care Bears or Mars, Incorporated.
6ix9ine: TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHERFUCKER
(Suddenly, 6ix9ine got his ass dragged to court by John Franklyn Mars, assisted by the Care Bears. Idiot.)
by 7568ino November 23, 2023
mugGet the TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHERFUCKERmug.
Embracing an unmissable opportunity such as how a Munted Gunty may feel the need to take a massive dildo all the way down to the base, i.e. the back half.
"Get on the back half of that motherfucker" said Dick Rangah when he realised that the petrol at the local servo was on special.

Or.....

Tom Cruise was so horny for some ass action that when John Travolta walked past he couldn't resist getting on the back half of that motherfucker.
by Therterkerjerbs December 27, 2023
mugGet the Get on the back half of that motherfuckermug.
When you mess up so bad you say the the first words that come to your head. You may say this when:
1. You spill water on something important.
2. You say ´hi´ to someone you thought was someone else.
3. Your computer dies when you are working on something and it doesn´t save
4. You reread the first sentence and realize there was two thes.
A: *Hits their knee a chair.
A: fuck shit bitch motherfucker.
by WOWIE SANS!!!!! January 6, 2023
mugGet the fuck shit bitch motherfuckermug.

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