Speed Moose

Placing hands either side of someone's head without their knowledge at the last second in order to make them appear to be a moose.

Dude did you see that picture from the other night?

Aw man...total speed moose

by Whitay December 4, 2010

syed-moose

An adjective used to describe a gamer who is trash at every game they play. They enjoy telling others how good they are compared to others at video games but get very upset when others reveal the truth and tell them they are bad. They also never go out of their house and enjoy eating fast food for every meal of the day.

Moosa: I am actually really good at League Of Legends!
Friend 1: Are you retarded? You're literally a syed-moose! You are bronze trash and should never touch another video game in your life!

by ChodeSoo February 25, 2018

moose the goose

a nickname for smoking weed. similar to other nicknames such as "blaze".

hey joe lets moose the goose .

by skin the cat January 2, 2012

Duracell Moose

A derogatory and colloquial term for a redheaded obese person. The duracell part relating to their hair colour and the moose to their substantial weight.

Guy 1: I heard there's a new chick starting today, you seen her? What's she like?

Guy 2: Yeeaah, I wouldn't get sexcited though, she's a complete duracell moose.

Guy 1: Bummer.

by MagikLegion July 22, 2010

moose ears

when everyone is seated and there is a task to be done. like turning off the lights or closing the door. you simply say "moose ears" and place ur open hands on your head like moose antlers

don:oh. i forgot to turn off the light. MOOSE EARS.
john: DAMN!

by don mote July 31, 2007

MOOSE HEAD

an insult made to let you know that you are a silly billy (person) - only just starting to be used... made up by head moose bex - part ownership moose soph

''shut up you moose head''

''hahaha your such a moose head''

by shortycabc June 28, 2009

Missing the moose

Someone misses the moose when he or she loses sight of a major chain of events.

Focusing on small problems instead of the big ones is a common way to miss the moose.

-"Bush is an idiot."
-"I think we are missing the moose in here. He is an idiot, but first than anything he is a criminal"
-"Word."

by nemmo June 27, 2006