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Mongesse

utter stupidness of thy elite akers
- “how can he rekindle his relationship with them after exposing them all like that?”
- “I’m not sure, he must be a mongesse”
by Thy Elite Akers March 15, 2021
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Monelison middle school

It’s not the best but better than amherst. Also has a problem with devious licks. The principals suck.
Monelison Middle School sucks but isn’t the worst
by UNKNOWN MIDDLE SCHOOLER October 20, 2021
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Mongolian Heat Pleat

First documented in the late Ming Dynasty, a common practice amongst the Mongol men during the Mongol/Khanate invasions of China; usually involving 3 or more men braiding each others foreskins together to avoid cryopathy of the glans. Colloquially known as Cock Cording and Knob Knitting. This is now referred to in the modern age as Docking.
“Christ lads, it’s so friggen’ cold out here, we should probs join in on a Mongolian Heat Pleat to save our skins!”

“Hey Steve, Kev and I were talking about trying out that Mongolian Heat Pleat thing we learnt in history yesterday? You want in?”
by Ghangrenis Khant December 2, 2021
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Mongolian Gay Prince

A prince in Mongolia who had sexual intercourse with a goldfish, it was detailed to be the first sign that humanity is developing industrially. It is assumed that the goldfish had Lithuanian ball cancer which turned the Mongolian Gay Prince into a beagle hound.
Mongolian Gay Princes have massive penises.
by Green Testicles January 15, 2022
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Mongolian Dome

The action of immaculate dome from a Mongolian throat singer
I just got the best Mongolian dome of my life.”
by zaddymongonliansinger February 18, 2022
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mongey_vr

A (famous?) monke with in he’s words has a jigantic shlong. Also know for monke on the shelf and crab walking
“I touched Mongey_vr’s ass” “I follow mongey_vr”
by Jack wrath March 8, 2022
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Mongenas

A descriptive word that is believed to originate from a man who reeks of wisdom, abstract thought, and psychedelic usage.

It is believed the term sprouted from the Cincinnati area, popularized by young men dedicated to sharing the word and philosophy of this mysterious man. The initial apostles of this man would spread the word by mind bending philosophy, such as “Douche-Monsoon McGinnis Bozo Mongenas McJohnson”. The phrases are well open to interpretation, but those who find meaning tend to see the world a different way.
“That 60s test was an assfuck Mongenas.”
by Geebocide Mongenas March 23, 2022
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