MOCHA Jive Ass

Fake or Cheep Dollar store," Mocha Cappuccino Supreme"
5 single servings for a dollar. As opposed to getting a Cappuccino at your local Star Bucks, or road side Coffee stand.

Man, my unemployment checks are about to run out, looks like I'll be drinking MOCHA Jive Ass Coffee, till I, find a job again.

by MagicLanternProductions July 1, 2010

Mocha Chocolaty Ya Ya

In which Somebody is Known to be gorgeous, so good looking, you just want to give every pleasuring Feeling to her/him.

Spencer, and Leon was walking around the mall, when they saw a young 19 year old Fit Tan girl sitting at a table with to pasty white girls.

Spencer: Damn, that girl is Fire-ING Ide like to stick my sausage in her pizza.

Leon: Dude, I'm Leon S. Kennedy. I work for the president, I can handle that shiz real well.

Spencer: I bet you your job, that I can get that piece tonight, and I don't mean piece, I mean the whole thing.

Leon: I don't think neither of us can get that, Shes to Mocha Chocolaty Ya Ya

by ItzMichelleBetch July 6, 2010

Mochacolow

Term referring to anyone acting like a penis, or has the appearance of a penis or penis like object. A penard.

Look at Davey, he is acting like a darn mochacolow.

by Mochacholow September 26, 2010

Mocha Time

30 minutes added on to the current time

Man: be ready at 9:15

Other man: so with Mocha Time that's like 9:45 right

Man: yes

by bing2112 February 25, 2011

Mochasun

A fiery pulsing mocha whipped with cream (lol) That ejaculates
(Only on tuesdays) to hat of win's and confused flamingos.

Mochasuns sometimes (but rarely) explodes with ball hair and diminishes with the grunt birthday party sound.

Want to come get a Mochasun with me?" "Nah, Im going to the mall with my other friends.

by Confused Flamingo October 27, 2011

mechanasturbation

the act of masturbating not manually but with the help of mechanical devices such as vibrators or Sybian machines.

Manual masturbation is better than mechanasturbation, I think.

by uttam maharjan October 21, 2011

Mocha coosta

When someone goes to Starbucks and buys a mocha frappichino then add some LSD to the frappichino and ride around on a roller coaster

Guy 1: Dude are u thinking what I'm thinking

Guy 2: if your thinking doin a mocha coosta then hell ya

by D-pack chopra June 24, 2012