stamina-mobile

mode of travel used by orange politicians who cannot walk with other world leaders.

Even after deriding others about their lack of "stamina" to be a world leader, POTUS had to use his stamina-mobile to follow the rest of the world leaders during the G7 summit

by sandy clawz May 31, 2017

Depreciation-mobile

A new or newer vehicle, often electric and/or a German vehicle, that is expected to depreciate in value significantly in a short period of time, especially due to car prices spiking from 2020-2022 and then falling sharply during 2024.

2021: "Look at my new Tesla Model S Plaid! It's the fastest money can buy for $130,000."
2024: "Noooo! You can't just be worth $60,000 after less than 3 years! That's like $23,000 a year to drive this depreciation-mobile!"

Elon: "Haha Tesla factory go brrrr"
Repo Man: "Haha tow truck go brrrr"

by Farter2024 July 24, 2024

Mennonite mobile

Also known as a Mennonite Wagon, the elusive Mennonite mobile can be found in the northern interior of British Columbia, Canada. It is a close relative of the Mormon Assault Vehicle (or MAV), and is known to carry approximately one fuck ton of mennonite offspring. This majestic creature can possess upwards of 250 horsepower in addition to blacked out windows. The occupants are very efficient in clearing out the meat departments of small grocery stores on Sunday afternoons.

Damn it, the Mennonite mobiles are at the co-op already, looks like we aren't getting anything today.
Wanna place bets on how many people we could fit in that mennonite mobile?

by ColossalToad October 6, 2024

Vertical Mobility

A Gamepass that can be purchased in the Roblox game “Jukes Towers of Hell” for only a measly fucking 50$! It’s only 4999, though I am saying that satirically since anyone who buys this is a fucking idiot and have no skill at all.

Player 1: I’m gonna buy a gamepass in JToH! I finally have enough robux to buy something!

Player 2: alright! What will you get?

Player 1: Vertical Mobility

Player 2: fuck you

by epicepicface January 17, 2024

back to the future mobile

The "Delorian" presented in the "Back to The Future" movies. What an angry person might say when he's stressed .playing Rocket League with his annoying friends

!stfu, he has a back to the future mobile. unfair

by sioethsiohioghghsahdfioshgsiog March 18, 2018

Mobile Programming

The art of creating applications for mobile devices, which can seem straightforward but often leads to confusion and frustration—especially for those who score an F, like I did, when faced with the intricacies of different platforms and coding languages.

Mobile Programming sounded fun until I got an E in the course; it turns out that juggling APIs, frameworks, and debugging is a lot harder than it seems!

by Emotional Cruiser July 15, 2025

mobile racer

A ro-racing term for bad drivers/people who play on phones.

Avriix almost made the playoffs, but Slider just decided to be a mobile racer.

by Anannymoist August 30, 2022